Comments | perfect_butt: 1st Climax [ voice ; japanese ]

perfect_butt

1st Climax [ voice ; japanese ]

May 13, 2009 00:00

Okay, where the FUCK am I!?

I was about to get down to some serious training, and now I'm on... ... A BOAT?!?

GRAAAAAAAAAAAH! I'M PISSED OFF! Where the hell am I!?!? LET ME OFFA THIS THING!!

My frustration's at a fucking CLIMAX!

momotaros, i'm pissed, ore sanjou, dun dun dun

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[Voice; English] 1/2 purplebiker May 13 2009, 04:07:06 UTC

Hey, buddy. What are you saying?

...

[Auto-Translating Text] 2/2 purplebiker May 13 2009, 04:07:42 UTC

...There. Is that better? Can you type out what you just said?

[ voice ; japanese ] 1/2 perfect_butt May 13 2009, 04:08:46 UTC

... O-oh... Somethin' just pinged on here... .... Type? [clicking]

[Auto-Translating Text] 2/2 perfect_butt May 13 2009, 04:09:55 UTC

I just said I want someone to tell me what the fuck is going on and where the hell I am! This typing stuff is pissing me off, too!! Who the hell are you to tell me what to do, huh!?

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TEXT shipshapeshipco May 13 2009, 07:16:31 UTC

Nothing pumps the blood harder than the guttural wails of the Orient. I would like very much to have you for a manservant. You could scream your beautiful and terrifying songs of exotic love and colorful vegetation and we will clap our hands in reverance to your unbreakable spirit!

TEXT perfect_butt May 13 2009, 15:10:59 UTC

Who the hell would scream about that?!

Re: TEXT shipshapeshipco May 13 2009, 17:51:36 UTC

You would, my silly gibbery-mouthed companion! Unless your spirit has already been broken, in which case all is not yet lost. You could still rage on about your heart, cracked like a beautiful enamel pot dropped to the ground by a woman who doesn't see but somehow knows her secret honor-bandit lover- they call them "ronins"- has been killed by a secret, deep reaching plot to snuff out unlawfulness one day to please the emperor on the day of his daughter's fifteenth birthday but his daughter is that poor girl.

My god- what a troubling place you come from. No wonder you scream.

Re: TEXT perfect_butt May 13 2009, 18:14:26 UTC

... Hey, don't stop the story there, I wanna hear more!

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fullmetal_twerp May 13 2009, 20:38:44 UTC

You're not the only one who's fucking pissed as hell, so join the goddamn club already!

perfect_butt May 13 2009, 20:41:46 UTC

Who the hell're you!?

fullmetal_twerp May 13 2009, 20:43:16 UTC

Edward Elric, State Alchemist and Captain Redd hater #1.

You?

perfect_butt May 13 2009, 20:54:41 UTC

Momotaros, the coolest Imagin and number one ass kicker.

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[audio // Japanese] electroniccrane May 13 2009, 22:00:10 UTC

Stop screaming into the comms.

Re: [audio // Japanese] perfect_butt May 14 2009, 02:28:58 UTC

SHUT UP!

[audio // Japanese] electroniccrane May 14 2009, 02:38:34 UTC

A compelling argument, but I'm afraid I'm not convinced.

[audio // Japanese] perfect_butt May 14 2009, 02:43:44 UTC

I don't even know what the hell yer talkin' about! I just want off this ship!!

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