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[perfect_karma]

Where am I and what impudent fool took my whip?

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[neku_phone_home]

((Whip?!))

It's called Alpha Complex.

[perfect_karma]

Oh? And where and what exactly is Alpha Complex?

[neku_phone_home]

I get the feeling that "where" falls under the category of "That information is unavailable at your Clearance Level, citizen."

What...? It kinda defies description...

...Okay, one question first - do you know what a computer is?

[perfect_karma]

Of course I know what a computer is. I'm no fool.

[objection_happy]

(...Why me?)

Hello, Franziska.

[perfect_karma]

Hello, Phoenix Wright. I don't recall agreeing to prosecute a case against you.

[objection_happy]

You didn't.

[perfect_karma]

Then what, exactly, are you doing here?

[randomcruelty]

Conjecture: I would approximate that the Computer felt it was a dangerous item and confiscated it.

[perfect_karma]

Oh? And who is this Computer with the authority to determine who is permitted to carry dangerous weapons?

I am a prosecutor.

[randomcruelty]

Elaboration: He has enough authority to rob an assassin of much needed heavy weaponry, unfortunately.

[perfect_karma]

And...?

I don't see why some fool's heavy weaponry should apply to me. As I explained, I am a prosecutor.

[mr_computer]

Good morning, Citizen Franziska-R-PWA-1!

Welcome to Alpha Complex!

[perfect_karma]

Hmph. Good morning.

Are you the foolish computer who is responsible for taking my whip?

[mr_computer]

TREASONOUS CONDUCT BY CITIZEN FRANZISKA-R-PWA-1: Criticizing The Computer

Your Treason Points have increased.

[perfect_karma]

It was not a criticism; it was simply a question as to whether you were the computer I was informed was responsible for confiscating my property, and if so, I would like to be informed as to your reasoning.

Furthermore, please explain exactly what 'treason points' are, and how I have accumulated them. As a von Karma and a prosecutor, I am by definition law-abiding, and therefore cannot be said to have engaged in treason.

[for_good_taste]

Hyahyahya, Salvatore, did you dye your hair?

Heh heh heh, you sound like someone I know.

[perfect_karma]

Oh? I don't care in the slightest.

Explain this place to me.

[for_good_taste]

Like two eggs from the same carton.

Same accent, same attitude, same style, you and her.

Heh heh heh...

Welcome to Alpha Complex! It is apparently the best place to live and we are all apparently as happy as can be.

[perfect_karma]

That description was unhelpful and foolish in every sense.