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[perfect_karma]

Excuse me? I wish to speak to whomever is in charge here

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[onlyacasson]

... You look like a kid.

[perfect_karma]

You look like a fool. A mistaken fool.

[onlyacasson]

How old're you?

[perfect_karma]

Thirteen. Probably the same age as you, but I'm already a famous prosecutor. What have you ever done?

[b_as_a_criminal]

I don't think you're going to meet your captors that way.

Mmm. But if you're truly an attorney, then there may be some distinct patterns in this string of kidnappings after all. Tell me, how long have you been here?

[perfect_karma]

I am an attorney. I'm the youngest ever, because I am a von Karma.

I don't have to tell you anything, but for your information, I only arrived a few days ago.

[b_as_a_criminal]

Well then, Miss von Karma, I understand that as an attorney secrecy would be important to you, but since I am a detective, we seem to be on the same side of justice, and thus it would make sense for us to cooperate, wouldn't it? I thank you for the information thus far.

[perfect_karma]

...You're a detective?

Prove it.

No regrets

[wrightlaw]

E-Edgeworth? You know Edgeworth?

[perfect_karma]

Of course I know Miles Edgeworth. Though I can't imagine he would associate with you.

[wrightlaw]

He and I went to grade school together! And then moved out when his father...

[perfect_karma]

Hmph.

I don't care about any of that. He's an important attorney so he doesn't have time to talk to foolish grade school playmates.

[bbsatbyrobots]

Wh-what's an attorney?

[perfect_karma]

What kind of foolish child doesn't know what an attorney is? When I was your age, I was already reading law books.

[bbsatbyrobots]

[Sob] W-well, Papa n-never told me about law o-or anything like it.

[perfect_karma]

Then it's your papa who is a fool. Still, you're foolish to blame him. You could learn on your own.

An attorney is someone who prosecutes criminals and has then sent to jail, or someone who defends criminals and loses to the prosecutor.

[magique_bonbon]

An... attorney?

[perfect_karma]

That is correct. Are you going to repeat everything I say, or will you run along and stop bothering me?

[magique_bonbon]

[Aaaanad most of that goes over five-year-old Coquelicot's head.]

Hey, hey, what's an attorney?

[perfect_karma]

Something that a child your age should know of. When I was your age, I was already attending homicide trials.