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numb
so i went out today and met this really hot guy. within minutes of meeting, he was showing me pictures, caressing my face, and was all up in my mouth. okay, he's my dentist's assistant, but so what. he would be doing that even if he wasn't obliged, i'm sure ( Read more... ) -
random at 3am
so i'm trying this new diet called the "Don't Eat After 8pm Diet". it's pretty easy to follow. basically, you don't eat after 8pm. sometimes it's hard to remember the rules, but as long as you can remember what the diet itself is called, it's pretty easy. i came up with it and named it myself. i've been on this diet for 2 days now. yesterday i had ( Read more... ) -
pb ribs?
sometimes my family is so irritating but then there's times like tonight when i thoroughly enjoy them. especially when the waitress was taking our orders and my brother ordered the ribs and then said "and instead of BBQ sauce, i want them covered in peanut butter" just to see her reaction. oh, the silly McNally clan!!! -
you don't care!
20 Useless things about me ( Read more... ) -
what diet?
this is my public declaration that i'm going to start eating better.
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HELP
i'm trying to get some sort of donation thing going on in the store for the Katrina victims, but it's harder than i thought it would be to get going. i wish i could just put a paper cup on the counter and write "help people" on it. i found out that our company donated $25,000 as a whole, so i was pleased with that. with city cash coming up next ( Read more... ) -
SFW
the following "conversation" is real. the names and places of the people involved have been not been changed. because who the hell cares, anyway ( Read more... ) -
SOS
oh my gaaaaaah...my neck has never hurt this bad in my life. it literally feels like my head's about to fall off. i hate sleeping on couches. :(
