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Have you ever had a moment of dejavou? Maybe an entire minute of it? Well I had an entire day of it. It felt very weird today, as I had a presight to everything. It was to the point of knowing when I was going to be paged at work, when management was going to walk the aisles looking for us, and various things like that. I was even telling a couple ( Read more... )

I am not allowed to have fun away from home...

Today I almost got in a car wreck, some dumb ass old lady decided she was going to pull out in front of me on a 40 mph speed limit road. When I say pull out in front of me, I mean pulling out to the point where she would have had to push her boat to its limits so I wouldnt have to slow down greatly. That wasnt the biggest problem. She pulled out so ( Read more... )

yup...I'm just that good.

*points to the right* Fuck yall...

*points to the left* Yall are my best...

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)ModerateLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very LowLevel 2 (Lustful)Very HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)HighLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)LowLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)LowLevel 6 - The ( Read more... )

Warning: Sexual Survey
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