perhaps someone should compile a pornographic thesaurus.

[perfectingporn]

Has anyone ever noticed that the majority of gay male erotica is written in first person? I don't know if the intent is to create a sense of intimacy or if the writers just aren't competent enough to write any other way (come on, admit it - pretty much anyone with any sort of literary ambitions started with first person - I did it at fifteen and

Comments

[ybabhsuh]

Aw, come on Lis. Don't lie and say you wouldn't love to ride my ~*magic wand*~

[perfectingporn]

Why do I feel like we've had this conversation before?

[ybabhsuh]

Because you just keep coming back for more of my man meat.

[perfectingporn]

Oh, right. I keep forgetting.

[howmayiserviceu]

Love channel. Seriously? People call in that?

[perfectingporn]

Rather often, at that.

[howmayiserviceu]

That's like...I don't even know, a crime against humanity or something. Definitely a crime against my brain.

Where do you learn this stuff?

[perfectingporn]

At work.

You'd think editing porn would be more fun, but mostly it's just painful.

[take_it_isy]

'Self-cleaning oven of Justice.'

I don't even remember where I heard that one, but the mind boggles.

[howmayiserviceu]

O_O SHIROU! YOU READ PORN?! I am shocked.

[take_it_isy]

Sure don't.

[howmayiserviceu]

..................but.............

Well, where else would someone print something like that?