Comments | perfectingporn: hey guys.

perfectingporn

hey guys.

May 22, 2008 14:56

PROTIP: Lubricant. Use it. Spit doesn't work.

work related bitchery

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ybabhsuh May 22 2008, 20:10:36 UTC

Depends on how rough you like it...

perfectingporn May 22 2008, 20:11:20 UTC

Stitches.

ybabhsuh May 22 2008, 20:14:47 UTC

Some people are probably into that sort of thing.

Also, what brought on this nugget of wisdom? Editing porn or some lovely experience you're recalling?

perfectingporn May 22 2008, 20:16:54 UTC

Work, what else.

Come over here and look for yourself.

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morning_gloried May 22 2008, 21:05:44 UTC

...useful to know?

O_O

perfectingporn May 22 2008, 21:11:43 UTC

Sadly, it's usually a bad idea to take sexual cues from erotica.

morning_gloried May 22 2008, 21:14:14 UTC

.....people DO that?!?!?!?!

perfectingporn May 22 2008, 21:15:00 UTC

It depends on what you mean by 'that,' but probably, yes.

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howmayiserviceu May 23 2008, 19:52:52 UTC

...................Oh. Ow.

perfectingporn May 23 2008, 19:55:41 UTC

Mmhm.

howmayiserviceu May 23 2008, 19:56:58 UTC

You have like...the most interesting job I've evah even heard of!

perfectingporn May 23 2008, 20:11:09 UTC

It's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it.

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masked_likeyou May 25 2008, 06:05:24 UTC

...

I'm takin' you off my friends list.

perfectingporn May 25 2008, 06:11:04 UTC

What? It's true.

At least I don't let Shinji read you passages with his Doctor Ruth impression anymore.

ybabhsuh May 25 2008, 06:13:24 UTC

An injustice of great proportions.

perfectingporn May 25 2008, 06:15:16 UTC

Weren't you tired of getting hit with the shoe?

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