Since I already complained about one set of terms...

[perfectingporn]

Does anyone find the term 'milk jugs' remotely arousing? At all? In the least?

No?

I didn't think so.

Comments

[howmayiserviceu]

I'm sure someone does, I've totally read about guys who have fetishes for women when they're lactating in that Savage Love column. I'll bet they like that term.

[perfectingporn]

You're right! This isn't one of those stories, though, or it would make more sense.

[howmayiserviceu]

Totally inappropriate usage in that case. And so not hot.

[perfectingporn]

I have a real problem with our intake department recently. Quality control should be more than just my job.

[ybabhsuh]

I don't think most girls have jugs anyway. A lot of girls just have a glass or two.

[perfectingporn]

I'm fine with my single serving, personally.

[ybabhsuh]

Well everyone knows if you drink a whole jug of milk, you barf.

[perfectingporn]

It's one of those too much of a good thing things.

[take_it_isy]

I still think 'self-cleaning oven of justice' wins the all-time Horrendous Metaphor award.

How do you stand such blatant stupidity every day? I'd ask if you were some bizzare sort of saint, but I'm not sure there's a Saint of Smut.

Sort of has a good ring to it, though, now that I think of it.

[perfectingporn]

I don't think that that particular term is meant to be arousing, though. Or make sense.

It's probably not as bad as I make it out to be sometimes, because I only complain about the bad ones. The good stuff on the other hand...

I've had a few people compare me to an angel in my time, but saint is a new one.

[take_it_isy]

I sure hope not. And yet somehow I would be unsurprised...

Yeah...I'll take your word on it, if it's all the same.

Do you have wings? Because I'm pretty sure that's some kind of requirement for angelicism. Although I make no claim to have studied any angel-bearing religion in any depth, either.

[perfectingporn]

Whether or not I've got them, I can assure you that wings aren't what the individuals in question were referring to. In case you were wondering.