Life check list -

House auctioned by bank - check
My life packed in boxes - check
Get off my ass and find a job that degrades my intelligence - check
New house with a lesbian landlord - mm check
Have the company decide to cut off our water - check

Showering and stuff with bottled water when you have very little money is leaving much to be desired

About coats: Stupid people laughing, dirty seats a sticking, little babies crying, stupid cell phones ringing, ushers flash lights flashing, and a partridge in a fucking pear tree.

my world has just collapsed around me.

Court is selling the house on the 29th.
Water and electricity are being shut off 'round the 10th.

We're fucked.

As of late I've been doing nothing at all. At first I was depressed that I lost my shit job 'cause "I'm not good enough for Hastings?!" kinda was hanging over my head. I've moved on from that into a new and wonderfully horrid shade of depression. I've gained a bit of weight and I feel like I'm 400lbs. I did my hair and makeup today and felt OK ( Read more... )

As of 12:00:01 I am officially 21 friggin' years old.
Had an amazing night which ended with me hearin' from Tim's drunk lesbian sister and her lesbian sex :D

Just to let you all know:

You're going to be seeing a LOT more of me. Considering I have every single 'day off' until I find a new job. ktnx

Considering every time I open the LJ client, my mind goes blank... I'm going to attempt to create an entry that's more than 3 thoughts via update on the site ( Read more... )

Rivet 0n a Stick: lasher is like a chinchilla
Rivet 0n a Stick: she's all cute and fluffy but then when you try and pet her she squeals and pokes out her claws
Rivet 0n a Stick:

Not to completely quote Office Space..but, it has some truthful lines in what I'm 'bout to say ( Read more... )

If I'm late again, I'm fired.