Ashley-ology
Ashleyology---
Body: MOUTHOLOGY
Q: What is your salad dressing of choice?
A: Fat Free Ranch
Q: What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A: Arby's.
Q: What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A: Eat n Park
Q: On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A: 15%
Q: What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A: Red Skin Potatoes
Q: What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A: Black Olives, Mushrooms.
Q: What do you like to put on your toast?
A: Sugar Free Grape Jelly
TECHNOLOGY
Q: What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A: A picture of my two kitties laying on my kitchen floor
Q: How many televisions are in your house?
A: 2
Q: Do you have your own computer
A: Yes
BIOLOGY
Q: Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A: Right
Q: Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A: Just wisdom teeth
Q: What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A: A tote full of dirty laundry down the stairs to the laundry room
Q: Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A: Nope.
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A: Sure. I like knowing things in advance.
Q: If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A: I like my name.
Q: What color do you think looks best on you?
A: Black.
Q: Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A: yep. I swallowed one of my old tongue rings before....ugh.
Q: Have you ever saved someone's life?
A: Yes. He used to be my best friend, but he is a buttface that doesnt talk to me anymore because "I'm too settled down and boring."
Q: Has someone ever saved yours?
A: nope.
DAREOLOGY
Q: Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A: NO.
Q: Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A: oh yeah....
Q: Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A: Yep.
Q: Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A: Yep! However, my digestive system would never forgive me.
Q: Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A: Depends on the person..hehe.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: Green lighter
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: I thought it wasn't worth all of the buzz that it got. It was okay and kinda funny but in all actuality I thought it was lame.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: carpet
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: I stand in the shower.
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: I have...and I miss them....
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: One.
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: never actually.
Q: What did you want to be when you grow up?
A: A mortician..BUT THAT FUCKING DREAM DIED! FUCK YOU SHITSBURGH!!!!
Lastology
Q: Last person who text messaged you?
A: Carrie
Q: Who's the last friend you talked to?
A: Buddy
Q: Last person you Hugged?
A: My client Barbara. She was having a bad day. Her sister died.
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 666
Q: Season?
A: Summer.
Q: Color?
A: Black.
Q: Holiday
A: Halloween and Thanksgiving (tie)
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A: Yep.
Q: Mood?
A: Tired.
Q: Listening to?
A: The Cure's Chain of Flowers cd Dave made me.
Q: Watching?
A: The monitor.
Q: Worrying about?
A: Getting billable hours entered in on time for week
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: Bathroom.
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: Go home and go to sleep.
Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: Sweeney Todd (so hot...)
Q: Do you smile often?
A: I do. When I feel like it.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: To a certain degree.
Q: Do you hug a lot?
A: Not really.
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