Or not...
HOWS ABOUT A LITTLE SURVEY AND SOME RANDOM PICTURES, FOLKS?
So the fuckin fuckwitted fuckers killed Micheal Ross this morning, at 2:25 am. I'm PISSED OFF, and I wore my armband today, as you can see below. Got lots of questions and biting remarks, but I guess thats what you get for being as awesome as I am.
I wish my arms weren't so damn bony.You can't see all the words.
They are also sooo hairy! Time for a little arm waxing, perhaps? I think not. A little bleaching ought to hide that RIGHT NICE.
Nikki is coming over later with THE KITTEN, "erego" (lol) I am excited. Perhaps I can convince la madre to let me keep the little bundle of black fur. I love kitties. Or as Jay says it "kittieskittieskittieskitties!" A-hahahahahaHA!!!
Speaking of Nikki, how hott is she?!
So hott, I think she is *HOTT*!! Which is not a title that I give to just anyone.
I GOT INTO EARTHSONG!! GO ME!!!!!
I think that deserves a few Poho pictures, no?
LETS ALL SIT ON ANA'S HAIR!!
NO!!! LETS PULL OFF BEN'S PANTS!!!!
OR.... WE COULD JUST STARE AT BUD'S ASS!!!!
LOVIN' IT!!! AWESOME PICTURE, IF WILL WEREN'T COVERING MY FACE!!!
LAST, BUT SO NOT LEAST....
I WILL SURVIIIIIIIIIIVE!
And now for some fun with Photoshop!!
Me and Ana in a basket/weave type situation
Me and Ana AGAIN...only this time we are Times Squaring it in colored pencil!!!
Let's make Crissi look like an aged newspaper!!
Nikki is posterized!!!
Sara got to be colored tinfoil!!
Let's give Alfie chrome to make her look like the evil genius that she is....
SURVEY SAYS....
Basics:
Name: Madeline R Press
Age: 16
Height: 5'1"
Hair color: Normally? Dark brown. Now? Dark Maroon with dark brown roots
Hair style: Short and kind of choppy
Eye color: Brown
Size shoe: 9..I'm a bigfoot
Zodiac sign: Capricorn. I'll corn your capris!!
Family:
Brother(s)?: zip
Sister(s)?: My Lilykins (aka best sister ever)
How many cousins do you have?: A handful. I have like 40 second cousins cuz the non-immediate family all live in Italy where they believe in BIG families
How many aunts?: 3
How many uncles?: 3
Mom’s name: Roseanne
Dad’s name: David
Pets: 3 cats - Harpo, Franklin, and Preciouss and one dog - Fanny. But I might keep Nikki's kitten!!!
Childhood:
Best friend in elementary school: Kindergarden - 1st - Alexandra Hanna; 2nd - 5th - Ellie Doran
Best friend in Junior High: Sara
Worst childhood memory: Lily being anorexic
Best childhood memory: Washington D.C.
What pets did you have as a child?: A cat named Millie
Favorite tv show as a child: We didn't have a TV when I was little....or now, for that matter.
Favorite Disney movie as a child: The Lion King, NO CONTEST!!
Favorite Elementary school teacher: Mrs. Dittmar and Mrs. Corrigan
Favorite Junior High teacher: Mrs. Roupp
Favorite subject as a child: English/Lit or Art
High School:
Favorite class Freshman year: Art
Favorite teacher Freshman year: Mr. Turri
Favorite class Sophomore year: Honors World Studies
Favorite teacher Sophomore year: Mrs. Casey
Favorite class Junior year: -
Favorite teacher Junior year: -
Favorite class Senior year: -
Favorite teacher Senior year: -
Did you go to the football games?: Football? Thats like a bunch of cavemen punting a piglet around on a waste of fake grass!!!
How about basketball?: Ghetto kids game
How about volleyball?: I feel too intimidated by all the TALL PEOPLE
How about baseball?: I might to cheer on Crissi
Best High School memory: Meeting new people
Worst High School memory: Chris
What was your first day of high school like?: I was excited and nervous and really happy when I met Claire
What was your last day of high school like?: -
Did you graduate in the top 10%?: -
How about in top 10?: -
Music:
Favorite song(s): Falling Is Like This - Ani
Most annoying song(s): anything by Uncle Kracker
Favorite band(s): dave matthews band, 7 year bitch, the shins, beatles, aerosmith, gin blossoms
Most annoying band(s): screaming bands
Favorite singer(s): ani difranco, fiona apple, barbara streisand, ME in the shower,
Most annoying singer(s): lindsay lohan, hilary duff
Favorite type of music: Folk
Least favorite type of music: Screaming heavy metal crap
CD you could listen to all the way through without skipping one song: Dilate, Not A Pretty Girl, WARNING!, Aerosmith: Greatest Hits
CD you could listen to over and over and never get sick of: See above
Type of music that makes you want to scream you hate it so much: Heavy metal screaming people, rap that lacks talent and only talks about alchohol, drugs, women, etc
Type of music you like to dance to: Girly upbeat songs...Madonna, The GoGos, Shania Twain...
Movies:
Favorite movie(s): lion king, rat race, love actually, the princess bride, From Here to Eternity
Favorite actor(s) (based on talent only): Adrien Brody, Liam Neeson, Robin Williams, Steve Martin, Jon Lovitz
Favorite actress(es) (based on talent only): Audrey Hepburn, Paz Vega, Whoopi Goldberg, Renee Zellweger
Hottest actor(s): Johnny Depp, Gael Garcia Bernal,
Hottest actress(es): Paz Vega, Angeline Jolie, Audrey Hepburn,
Most annoying actor(s): Nicholas Cage, Jack Nicholson, when singers try to be actors
Most annoying actress(es): Lindsay Lohan, Olsen twins, Paris Hilton
Movie you could watch over and over and never get sick of: bridget jone’s diary, princess bride
Which would you rather watch when you’re sad: a comedy, drama, scary, or action?: action. the intenseness will take my mind off it
Movie you watch when you’re bored: Rat Race
Last movie you watched in a theater: Miss Congeniality 2
Last movie(s) you rented: Hmm I guess Red Dragon
Stupidest movie you’ve ever seen: The Royal Tennenbaums, Little Black Book, Top Gun
Pick one:
Dr. Pepper or Coca Cola: Coke, no question
Pepper or Salt: Salt…I’m like addicted to anything with sodium in it
Digital or film camera: I like my film one better. It’s the same as Ana’s
Night or day: Night
Book or tv: book
Rap or rock: rock
Buy the cd or burn it off the internet: burn off internet
Magazine or newspaper: magazine
Black or white: black
Fruits or vegetables: fruits
Hot or cold tea: hot
Cookies or cake: cake. cookies suck.
Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
Regular or chocolate milk: chocolate
Water or Gatorade: water
Ocean or pool: pool
Summer or spring: summer
Winter or fall: fall
Bread or crackers: both
Travel:
Have you ever been to a foreign country?: Canada counts, right?
How many US states have you visited?: All of them except Alaska and Hawaii.
What country do you want to visit the most?: Finland
The least?: England
Favorite place you’ve been to: Silver Bay
Least favorite place you’ve been to: The Carolinas/West Virginia
Currents:
Clothes: Green Hot Kiss pants, Brown H&M shirt, beehive necklace, gray boyshorts, tan bra
Hair style: umm…not gonna answer that
Smells: I have a cold : (
Sights: Computer
Sounds: Shy - Ani FUCKING difranco
Tastes: Coke
Feelings (touch): Keys
Emotions: excited, happy, guilty
Food: none
Drink: Diet Coke with Lime
Music: Shy - Ani
Opposite sex:
Ideal height: Taller than me, which isn’t hard.
Ideal weight: Weight doesn’t matter to me
Ideal hair color: Not blond or red. Brunette or black
Ideal hair style: Depends on the guy’s face
Ideal eye color: Dark.
Ideal personality traits: funny, confident, but not OVER confident, loving, smart, goofy
Anything else you like or look for in the opposite sex?: Non smoker, doesn’t do drugs or drink (much), FUNNY (I can not stress that enough), likes animals, does something (doesn’t just sit around on his ass all day)
Thats all for now folks!!
Thank you Honolulu, g'night!