someone you don't know is someone you don't know get a firm grip girl before you let go

[perfectlymad33]

Conversation between me and some 50 year old dude at the doctor's office who said "Haha" after everything:

Creepy guy: *sits down next to me and grins leeringly* "Hellooooo."
Me: "Mmmhhmm."
Creepy guy: You sick?"
Me: "Mmhmm."
Creepy guy: "Soooooo....what's wrooong with you - besides being suuuch a darn preeeetty girl? Haha"
Me: *closes eyes, his smile

Comments

[dreamboarder]

hahahaha that conversation is great. aside from the creepy guy hitting on you. i dont think i'd be able to make it through that without cracking up.

i'm glad you're getting better though.

[penguin89]

Madeline you are amazing!

I can't waaaaaaaaaaiiiiitttttt to see you!

[perfectlymad33]

Are you getting there early?

[truth_addict]

you are quite clever, madaline. But I hope your Gonorea gets beter, you baaad teenage girl. Haha.

[perfectlymad33]

Psht I don't even know what gonnoreah is besides being an STD, but it was the grossest sounding disease I could think of off the top of my head.