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TOMORROW IS POHO!!!!
Feel better, Benny!!!
The Teen Stereotype
Do you drink [alcohol]?: Sure.
Do you party a lot? How often?: I hate large parties, but little ones with really good friends are ok every once in a while. I'm kind of antisocial
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: When I need to get away from everything.
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: A LOT
Do you skip classes? How often?: Gym and study hall every once in a while.
Do you have casual sex? Protected?: Why have sex when they make king size candy bars?
Do you steal?: Your heart
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: Apparently anything less than a turtleneck is inappropriate on me, but thats my mother for you
Do you drool over celebrities?: The sad thing is, only female ones.
Do you watch a lot of TV?: Nah. I own all the seasons of the only decent show
Do you ever watch the News?: No, I read the paper. The news is controlled to make us AFRAID!!!
Do you even care about world issues?: Yessir.
Do you read books often?: I consume them like air
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: No
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: No, I prefer to be by myself - no offense
Do you smoke cigarettes?: Unfortunately, all the time
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: No
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: Not often, but I do now! I rock!!
Do you cuss a lot?: No, but I used the word "motherfucker" whenever I can because its my favorite word.
Are you desperate to fit in?: Hahahahaha good one.
Are you intelligent?: Not especially. But I get good grades...I don't get it
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?: With my lips? That would be freaky
Black eyeliner?: Every day
Black eyeshadow?: Nah
Black trenchcoat?: YES, loooove it
Black boots?: Yup. Their name is Trusty and I have had them for years
Black fishnets?: Yes.
Black nail polish?: I have it but I don't wear it
Cigarettes?: Yeah
Heavy metal music?: Some
Marilyn Manson?: He's *hott*
Kittie?: Eh??
Cradle of Filth?: I'm so lost
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: I try
Do you like to be seen as: ??
Are you an intellectual?: Yeah right. I think the eiffel tower is in nyc
An atheist?: No. Quaker all the way.
Horrible home life?: No. My home life rocks, but I'm a brat and don't appreciate it
Hopelessly depressed?: No
Suffering with suicidal idealations?: Not anymore
Self-mutilation?: Ew no
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?: I have plaid pants that I wear and everyone notices me. Its awesome
Big black boots?: I have hooker boots!
Mohawk?: I dont have one, but they can be hott
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: Just my nose, but soon my NIPPLE!!!
Loud, confident and opinionated?: Occasionally
Wild hair colors?: Yeah. Pink streaks later today!!
NOFX?: Whatever
Rancid?: No
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: Yes
The Jock Sterotype
What's your IQ?: How should I know?
Do you watch a lot of sports?: Baseball, but only when the Yankees are playing
Play a lot of sports?: Nah. To me, sports seem like a lame way for people who are insecure to prove they are the best. I know I rock, I don't need to beat a bunch of people to prove it.
Talk a lot about sports?: Only to Ana, and usually to GLOAT hahahahaha jk
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: I rarely think about sports
Are you arrogant?: Only about my eyebrows
Are you a male or female whore?: I'm no whore, you bitch!!!
Are you homophobic?: Er, yes. That's why my best friend since second grade was Brad
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: Teasing is for sissys
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: Quivering....ohh I like that word!!
Boobs = yes?: I like boobs
Parties = yes?: Not unless there's booze
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: No, FOOL
The Girl Stereotype
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: When I'm in a fabulizing mood. More often than not I throw on a hoodie and jeans and stumble out the door
Have you ever been on a diet?: No. Being hungry hurts my tummy, and I don't believe in pain.
How much did you lose?: NONE because I hate to lose. I'm a winner
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: Why is this under the "girl" stereotype?
Make yourself throw up?: No, but my mom made me throw up once after I swallowed a bottle of pills. NOT a fun experience.
Make-up?: My bestest pal.
Low-cut tops?: I'd pop out
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: 34-C
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: I have no hair to flip
Giggle a lot?: As much as I can. Just cuz it makes me feel good.
What's the deal with boys?: Size matters
Thongs?: I hate underwear lines
Pretty bras?: Me and my sister go bra shopping, so they are pretty hott
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: I read them on rainy days
Who's the weaker sex?: The male one
Are you a feminist?: Jen once told me I was the epitamy of a feminist - short hair, nose piercing on the right side, refusal to shave my legs, listen to Ani Difranco. And I like that!!
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: He'll do
How often do you shave your legs?: NEVER. Well, sometimes in the summer. But not after labor day. Hahahaha Benny!!
How about your armpits?: Every day. That's just good hygeine
Are you emotional?: I can be
Especially when on your period?: Ohhhh yes
This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.]
Originality or Acceptance?: Originality
Independence or Companionship?: Independance
Stability or Freedom?: Freedom
Personal or Interpersonal?: Wtf does interpersonal mean?
Introvert or Extrovert?: Introvert. I'm shy.
Popularity or Isolation?: I like to be alone
Unique or Loved?: Can't you be both?
Understood or Individual?: Whaaaa?
You or Them?: You...er, me!