"Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle..."

[perfectscorn]

Note to any guys who might be reading this: Before going dancing, please have all necessary cootie shots. Trust me, you can't be an effective lead if you don't touch the girl. Thank you, this has been a public service announcement. We now return to your scheduled program of Marta's brain exploding from trying to write a midterm essay on

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[pennygreeneyes]

THANK YOU. Yes, gentlemen, believe it or not, it is difficult to discern what you want us to do when you sort of vaguely push at us, or try to drag us around with your fingertips.

Falstaff is my home boy.

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