>>>Oh, and just a thought: candy companies always advertise their candy as "tastes like real fruit!" or "fun fruit flavours!". Well here's an idea, kids: EAT FRUIT, YOU IDIOTS.
No raspberry will ever taste as good as those "real berrie gummies", no banana as good as the banana runt, no apple as sweet as an apple ring.
this is because the candies, while tasting like real fruit, are a concentrated flavour of juice, without all the pulp screwing it up. that's why tropicana apple juice (not from concentrate) tastes better than any apple you'll ever eat. so one might tell the kids to drink juice to experience such flavours, but then the texture lets you down.
Thus candy and real fruit, while sharing flavours, can never be the same as one another. those who desire real fruit flavours in a solid form must look beyond the actual fruit. such is the tragidy we call life.
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No raspberry will ever taste as good as those "real berrie gummies", no banana as good as the banana runt, no apple as sweet as an apple ring.
this is because the candies, while tasting like real fruit, are a concentrated flavour of juice, without all the pulp screwing it up. that's why tropicana apple juice (not from concentrate) tastes better than any apple you'll ever eat. so one might tell the kids to drink juice to experience such flavours, but then the texture lets you down.
Thus candy and real fruit, while sharing flavours, can never be the same as one another. those who desire real fruit flavours in a solid form must look beyond the actual fruit. such is the tragidy we call life.
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I still say that the first was better though.
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