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Mar 22, 2010 22:58

Character: Franziska von Karma
Series: the Ace Attorney series
Character Age: 19
Canon: Once upon a time, there was the eerily perfect prosecutor, Manfred von Karma. He may be gone now, but his legacy hangs over the prosecutors' offices, and two of his students have since risen to preeminence: one being Miles Edgeworth, and the other being Manfred's daughter Franziska. Franziska studied hard to be a good little prosecutor just like her daddy, and soon rose to genius status, passing her bar exam at the extraordinarily young age of 13. She maintained a strong case of von Karma-brand Perfection until she came to get revenge on Phoenix Wright, not aware that he was in fact the Main Character with a Heart of Gold and she was more or less doomed. Still she has persevered, by mercilessly whipping anyone who opposes her in or out of court, and using the word "fool" more than anyone has ever before thought possible. ...Okay, she'd be doing that no matter what her record was. She's always been overconfident and a pompous perfectionist, someone who takes everything seriously and throws a fit when she doesn't get her way. But she IS competent, and in the latest game, she's been tracking down a smuggling ring in conjunction with Interpol.

Sample Post: Very well. Court is now in session.

-Fools! Do you dare defy the words and whip of a von Karma? I am in charge of the courtroom here. The judge's job is merely to pass down the inevitable verdict of "Guilty!" We shall commence the trial when and how I see fit. After all, I am the one with the evidence that will perfectly prove my prosecutorial point. But for the benefit of these foolish fools who foolishly believe in the defendant's innocence, I shall elaborate upon the case in full.

Local resident and employee Mr. Brian O'Brien was making his rounds yesterday in the vicinity of the Caves of Despair. According to reports, he was shot with one of the standard-issue Camp shotguns... 34 separate times throughout the day, in fact. Shortly after his thirty-second murder, the following photographs were taken. Please ignore the gory remains of his decapitated head, and direct your attention to the upper-right corner...

Objection! The details of Mr. O'Brien's murders are irrelevant! You are making him out to be the victim, when he is the defendant in this case. Such casualties come hand-in-hand with his profession, or hand-in-severed-hand, as the case may often be. Documents procured from the moogles prove that his murders were perfectly standard, and as my interpreter has informed me, Mr. O'Brien himself testified that yesterday was a slow day in comparison to the day before, where he died 76 times. Rather, if we are to address the circumstances of his murder, the more pertinent question may be: Where was the defendant when he should have been foolishly challenging the fools who live in this foolish camp?

The answer is in the evidence! As you can see, hidden away in the Caves of Despair, within Mr. O'Brien's personal quarters, is a large stash of hair scrunchies! I may spend most of my time prosecuting in Germany, but I have extensively researched CFUD law for this case, and it is common knowledge that scrunchies are illegal to import. A native resident should know this best of all. For the defendant to possess such a large quantity of contraband goods... I think it's perfectly clear that he was attempting to smuggle in banned items and distribute them through underground channels! Mr. O'Brien... is nothing more than a criminal!

Your Honor! I see no reason for you to delay your verdict further. The evidence is solid, and there is only one punishment suited to breaking express CFUD law. Merely speak the word "Guilty," and we shall see this fool rightfully sentenced. And if he attempts to continue his illegal actions as an adorable foolish zombie kitten... he will taste my whip of justice as many times as necessary!

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