confection

[performfreak]

So as I walked back to get the recordkeeping book to put down some numbers, I looked into Luann's candy bowl. In it I saw an anomaly: a bright red lifesaver staring back at me from inside it's cellophane home. All of the other lifesavers were colored pastel appropriate for Easter. I thought, this must be a delicious cherry lifesaver... it has

Comments

[chobster]

things like that make me question your sexuality.
see, you don't need me, all you need is a goddamn lifesaver to make you happy!
get online!

[chobster]

i could really go for your cock in my ass right now.
damn.

[treuter]

hi, reece, this is jack ruby. you're going to need to give me a blowjob tonight.

-jack-