Input time!

[performingdude]

Hello folks. Remember that show I am writing about missredd? Well, I am still writing it. Need more input from friends and the peanut gallery in general.

I need euphemisms for sex. I will start you out with "hide the salami."

Ok, you freakin' pervs, go for it! And thanks for the help.

Comments

[txwhiterose]

I'm guessing you want crazy ones?

Diving in the love swamp
Watching submarine races

[elisabeth]

Let's see...

makin' sandwiches (insert mayo joke here)

... damn, my brain just went offline. Oh well, there's always The 4 V's (vhip it in, vhip it out, vhipe it off and vamoose). :P