( i finally married craig )

I SAW FREDDY VS JASON!!111 finally my god i've wanted to see it forever and you know what i am still sick and tired of you people saying jason is better WHAT THE FUCK?!?!11? jason kills people with a machete and is a little cry baby bitch. he just walks around like a Neanderthal and slashes people apart. freddy at least has some style to his ( Read more... )

LMFAO!!!! i was reading cd reviews today because i was bored and came across this one for tatu..

t.A.T.u., August 6, 2003
Reviewer: Olaf Ruscauf from Noril'sk, Russia
I love lesbians. If you do not love lesbians the I will be force to gather fellow comrades and use Soviet Union to crush all that oppose! STALIN LIVES!!!

LMFAO nice review eh?

you know those really horrible dreams that just feel so real you wake up and you have to make sure it was a dream because it just freaks you out so much? ew i had one of those last night. i had this dream that mark hoppus died. i dont know how but i know it was from a disease it was really sudden and blink decided not to put out their next album. ( Read more... )

i am bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored ( Read more... )

THE ROAST OF DENIS LEARY FUCKING OWNED. HE IS MINE FUCK OFF. I'VE CLAIMED HIM FOR 11 YEARS NOW HAVE A NICE DAY AND BRING BACK THE JOB GODDAMNIT!!!!!

ps sorry i'm hyper because of jim breuer damnit

no cut tag because i'm mean isn't my dog so sexy


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i've printed so many pictures today i feel like i am murdering my printer. this is what happens when you feel like you're going to miss avy during school and need something to stare at. i am such a loser it hurts oh well. im on a purse strike i refuse to carry one anymore. i've got my wallet and my pens in my pocket and i'll probably leave my phone ( Read more... )

i have the urge to break my rule of only playing avril and rp Billie Joe Armstrong o.O but i don't know if i can find a community to fully appreciate him with all the teenies in the world. any ideas? i'm down to two communities and i only like one i am bored ( Read more... )