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lsoh, so I had my first blueberry scone today. It was really good.
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1.You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who[m] would you blow up? Hilary Duff
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be? I dunno, it’s so hard to choose just one. There are so many 14 year old girls who think they can sing right now…probably Ashlee Simpson
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? Mrs. Saunders…ERGH
4. What is your favorite cheese? Sharp White Cheddar
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What does your dream-sandwich consist of, and does it contain the aforementioned cheese? No cheddar cheese…it doesn’t taste good in sandwiches…I would have to say something with bacon and salsa and chicken and provolone….and I dunno what else
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you back). Who is it? That’s really hard…there are too many to choose from
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it? Again, not sure, but for a different reason. Guys in music today aren’t really hot at all
8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it? save it. You can’t really buy anything fun for just 100 dollars.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? Australia
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that? Stick it with the other hundred and buy a cute pair of shoes…or a dress
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific" it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don't drink booze there's something you can figure out... so what's it gonna be? Kahlua mudslide mix
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
to the 1970s; invest in Microsoft and buy funny clothes
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
1. Beth is the ruler, and no one else may rule in Beth’s stead until she has deemed them worthy in the presence of the grand population, and following the worthiness ceremony, Beth will continue to rule until her demise at which time the worthy individual shall be allowed to take over in her stead unless there is any suspicion of murder and them the worthy candidate shall be deemed unworthy and the society shall collapse J
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise? Name: That’s who? Premise: showing how retarded teenaged celebrities are
15. What is your favorite expletive? fuck
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do? Play Texas Hold’em
17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno? My photo album
18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour? Figure out how to kill the angel of death
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be? Whatever Aqua-man has; or super-richness…just like Batman!
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? I dunno
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? The whole biz with Kyle this year
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now?
Thailand
23. This question still counts even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be? Um…I really have no idea
24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude look at me I can float!"? Wheless...she lives the closest
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life? Madonna…she died ages ago.
26. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? I don’t know if I would bring anyone back; they left in their own time and I don’t want to disrupt that. Plus, it would probably throw a few people off if they suddenly saw someone they knew died
27. What's your theme song? Summer Breeze - Seals and Crofts…it is so pretty
don't want to do homework
1.You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who[m] would you blow up? Hilary Duff
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be? I dunno, it’s so hard to choose just one. There are so many 14 year old girls who think they can sing right now…probably Ashlee Simpson
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? Mrs. Saunders…ERGH
4. What is your favorite cheese? Sharp White Cheddar
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What does your dream-sandwich consist of, and does it contain the aforementioned cheese? No cheddar cheese…it doesn’t taste good in sandwiches…I would have to say something with bacon and salsa and chicken and provolone….and I dunno what else
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you back). Who is it? That’s really hard…there are too many to choose from
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it? Again, not sure, but for a different reason. Guys in music today aren’t really hot at all
8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it? save it. You can’t really buy anything fun for just 100 dollars.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? Australia
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that? Stick it with the other hundred and buy a cute pair of shoes…or a dress
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific" it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don't drink booze there's something you can figure out... so what's it gonna be? Kahlua mudslide mix
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
to the 1970s; invest in Microsoft and buy funny clothes
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
1. Beth is the ruler, and no one else may rule in Beth’s stead until she has deemed them worthy in the presence of the grand population, and following the worthiness ceremony, Beth will continue to rule until her demise at which time the worthy individual shall be allowed to take over in her stead unless there is any suspicion of murder and them the worthy candidate shall be deemed unworthy and the society shall collapse J
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise? Name: That’s who? Premise: showing how retarded teenaged celebrities are
15. What is your favorite expletive? fuck
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do? Play Texas Hold’em
17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno? My photo album
18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour? Figure out how to kill the angel of death
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be? Whatever Aqua-man has; or super-richness…just like Batman!
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? I dunno
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? The whole biz with Kyle this year
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now?
Thailand
23. This question still counts even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be? Um…I really have no idea
24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude look at me I can float!"? Wheless...she lives the closest
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life? Madonna…she died ages ago.
26. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? I don’t know if I would bring anyone back; they left in their own time and I don’t want to disrupt that. Plus, it would probably throw a few people off if they suddenly saw someone they knew died
27. What's your theme song? Summer Breeze - Seals and Crofts…it is so pretty