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Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.
Last week, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In July, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). When the stars were right, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In June, I sacrificed unicorntapestry to Cthulhu (500 points). In February, I exposed fallenrose to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In September, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points).
In short, I have been very good (925 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.
Your humble and obedient servant,
Peristarkawan
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