That's pretty funny. And I find it mildly amusing that they keep track of such things, but I suppose alumni couples are good for donations, since you've only got one college between the two of you. ;)
We're certainly not stellar for alumni donations! I'm not 100% sure how they track it, since we've never told them we got married. I don't think I officially updated my name change with them, although I did send the diversity guy my business card once. I'm pretty sure Tim never updated his address with them... I think they've just got minons!
That's not even accurate. The odds were only good for one side of the ratio. They were equally bad for the other side. Thus, on average, the odds were only 50% good for any given (heterosexual) alumni couple.
So, at best, the odds were even. But the goods were stupid and ugly (see: Tim).
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So, at best, the odds were even. But the goods were stupid and ugly (see: Tim).
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