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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Elliot!

1. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than elliot.
2. During severe windstorms, elliot may sway several feet to either side!
3. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear elliot had to pay a special elliot tax.
4. Medieval knights put the skin of elliot on their sword handles to improve the

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