Amy sent me this and I thought it was hilarious!
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
the sorry bastard, or bitch, who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it
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