do fans work in space?

so i just saw this band on pubic television (NHPTV) and they sounded like U2 trying to play metal with a mix of tribal.  it was really weird.  i wasnt tired so i ate some steak which was a bad idea becasue now ill be up all night.  wo is me.

and after today, i think wesley is gay.  seriously.

so much to say ill probably forget it so ill start with the goods:

i was making 3 gallons of salsa at work which calls for like 2.99999999999 gallons of diced tomatoes, so as you can imagine i had my hands full for a wee bit.  i was like 5 tomatoes away from finishing the deed when the sous chef greg walks by and says "so youre the salsa bitch, eh ( Read more... )

croikey im gonna sacrafice a stingray  the limey bostads

yup so things are looking up for me school-wise.  instead of having my exxternship doing front of the house waiting bull shit, they decided to have me being a line cook instead.  thank god becasue waitering for an externship from a cooking school is retarded ( Read more... )

nothing much going on in the world of matt, except i have been working very very little due to the weather and thats gonna blow come next pay check.  the last time i worked i only made $1.12.
there is so much i need to spend money on right now and im not giong to have the money to do it for a little while, until like the third week in september.

sky rockets in flight beeeew
afternoon delights woooop

so i just got pulled over in newmarket.

COP "did you know that your lights arent on?" (it was like 9:30)
ME "oh  no sorry officer"
COP "thats fine .. do you have your license?"
ME "yup .. "
i hand the cop my debit card instead of my license
ME "ooop   sorry haha"
COP "haha thats fine .. i usually only accept american express"

its cops like that that keep ( Read more... )

i was the ass end of the best practical joke ever today at work.

this guy had a bag of chips and he held it out to me and said "chip?"

and i said "sure"

and reached into the bag for a chip, and a mouse trap went off on my fingers

it hurt but it was fucking awesome


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ok, so i just tried to order these like 'explosive cum pills' to see i fi could like shoot down cans and stuff, but when i tried to the first time my order was declined, and when i tried againt he second time it was declined again.  and when i check my bank balance online, i got charged twice for that shsit.  aka, i paid twice the amaount for ( Read more... )