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May 19, 2005 22:43

I've learned a valuable lesson today: The best way to get control of or destroy the system is to work through it ( Read more... )

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_su May 20 2005, 06:01:03 UTC
How very enlightening, Perks. Thanks for clearing that up.

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perks_not_jerks May 20 2005, 06:02:16 UTC
Look at you, trying to be cute. You'd do it too if thirty little kids stopped you a day asking these things.

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_su May 20 2005, 06:04:03 UTC
I'm not trying to be cute. I meant every word I said.

I guess I would, though I doubt I'd be as annoying graphic.

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perks_not_jerks May 20 2005, 06:07:52 UTC
Obviously, as you are always sincere, you perfect little Ravenclaw, you.

Oh, you're one to talk about annoying. Graphic? I never once used the words 'penis' or 'vagina' or anything else your imaginative mind came up with, so I've no idea what you're talking about.

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sylvie_fawcett May 20 2005, 06:09:11 UTC
That's...hm. That's what I thought I'd been doing. That makes sense. [Private to Perks] And that needs to be applied to the Potions bastard sometime before we leave this school, I think.[/Private to Perks]

The rumours really are out of hand. Some of them are pretty creative, though, even in their implausibility. I do have to wonder about some other parts, though... I haven't heard the merpeople one yet, but it sounds crazy.

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perks_not_jerks May 20 2005, 06:16:27 UTC
Indeed.

[Private to Fawcett]

Well, if we ever want a week without detention this year, I suppose so.

[/Private to Fawcett]

Hm, yes. That doesn't mean they're all amusing though. Wonder about what parts? Oh, the merpeople one I heard was that I'd been working on Apparition so that I could apparate either Nott or Malfoy down to this secret underwater cave where we would live together with merpeople servants, or something like that... creative indeed.

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sylvie_fawcett May 20 2005, 06:31:27 UTC
[Private to Perks] I really think...if we were patient enough and pulled the right strings and worked through the system...we could top last year and not get caught. Hm, have to start thinking. [/Private to Perks]

Well, no, some are just stupid. But some are most definitely amusing. Well, how you reacted when in frustration I said you were whipped by Malfoy. And Parkinson and Malfoy did break up so if there's still some kind of triangle...there's plenty that can be done that's not sex and doesn't end in 'job'. Oh, so that's why you've all of a suden become interested in Apparition. I kid. Yeah, that's lame.

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perks_not_jerks May 20 2005, 06:37:35 UTC
[Private to Fawcett]

You think so? That's quite a proposition, Fawcett... a pretty good challenge, if you ask me. I'll be thinking on it too. Tell me if anything good comes to you, and we'll see if I can trust you again.

[/Private to Fawcett]

To you, sure. There is no bloody 'triangle'... there are lots of things that can be done though not involving those things, you're right... Yeah.

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magic_severus May 20 2005, 19:07:20 UTC
Another night's detention, Perks.

Some days I figure there is yet hope for you. And then there are times like these.

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perks_not_jerks May 21 2005, 02:43:08 UTC
Professor, why? I didn't lie about anything; I only said what's already been said before around here.

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magic_severus May 21 2005, 07:33:39 UTC
If you really have to ask why, then there's probably no point in telling you. You wouldn't comprehend anyway.

30 minutes of lines, surely you can handle that. Stop complaining.

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Private to Snape perks_not_jerks May 22 2005, 08:23:45 UTC
Professor, in all fairness, I have been a lot more focused lately, and trying harder as well. I would just like to know specifically which parts are offensive to you so I can more effectively curb that behavior next time. It's in both of our best interests for you to act like the mentor you're supposed to be and not tell your students that they are too dumb to learn, isn't it?

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