Hair colour for today: 'Red Menace'.

[perks_not_jerks]

Stupid. Idiotic. Mungo's. Bastards. Argh. I am so bloody sick of wearing that ridiculous costume they call a work uniform. I am so sick of detentions and the sight of stupid Filch's face and his nasty teeth and his bloody cat. I am so sick of never sleeping because I'm up late actually trying to finish some homework so I don't get bloody

Comments

[voldie_rocks]

Ha. Perks?

[perks_not_jerks]

Ha. What?

Warded Private for Perks

[voldie_rocks]

I knew know of your parents. How much do you know about them yourself?

Re: Warded Private for Perks

[perks_not_jerks]

Excuse me? Look, little worm, I do not need this kind of bullshit right now, especially from a little arrogant prick like you. I've had a hard enough time with things lately-- you picked a bad time to screw with me. You obviously know nothing about me, or you'd have specified which set of parents you meant; because as you know-- whoops, I mean, don't know-- I'm adopted. Not that you deserve to know that at all, so feel honoured, and leave me alone if you're just here to screw with me.