"Precious Ass Syndrome"

[perkypinkgoth]

All right. It is one thing to hover, or build precarious nests of toilet paper, when you are at Burning Man and the fill line is up to the seat, which has itself been torn off for some art project or another, and e- and coke-fueled ravers have been shitting and puking their brains out all night with varying degrees of aim

Comments

[brawdymchwil]

I love you.

In a semi-sanitary way.

[perkypinkgoth]

I love you too. Even less sanitarily.

[ayelle]

Well said!
Ever seen the magical rotating seat covers in the Chicago-O'Hare airport bathrooms?

[notquitemac]

Yeah! Those things are so fucking weird! They kinda make me feel less clean, because it implies that the bathrooms are so dirty that everyone needs their own personal cover...

[perkypinkgoth]

Seriously. And I'm always worried I'm going to somehow get my ass stuck and be rotated around the seat and hauled into the mechanism.

[yinshu]

hahahah- In my family, we call those "ass-gaskets". As in, we took a supply of ass-gaskets with us to the middle east when we were going over there for a month, because we weren't sure how the sanitation would be. But here in the states I have found few occassions on which they are actually warranted.

It's also annoying as hell when you go in, ready to do your business, only to find the previous occupant "sprayed" because of nervous hovering. Geeze, people!
The rule is: If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be sweet and wipe the seat.

[mpanther]

You, my dear, are full of Win.

*snug*
>^..^<
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[mintyfreshsocks]

My actual favorite is that hoverers usually end up pissing ON the toilet seat. Wow, thanks, asshole. Now I'm covered in your bodily fluids.