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[perkypinkgoth]

I just bought some new boots to replace my disintegrating old friends. When I them on, it was an instant love affair. So comfy! But I was a little iffy on how they looked. Kind of a cross between boots you could wear to work, boots you could wear skiing, and boots you could wear in Bladerunner. Then I decided: fuck it. I’m not like those punk kids

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[jaypee]

I generally look down on the girls wearing next to nothing in 2 degree weather. That shows a lack of caring for their own well-being, and it also lets me know that I'm probably not going to get along with them anyhow, regardless of how "good" they may look. You on the other hand, I promise that when you are 40, I will still want to do you.

[perkypinkgoth]

Thank you!

PS. I have never for one second doubted your ability to want to do me. Even if I were to turn into a one-eyed bearded midget with a head cold, I feel confident that you could still find it in your heart to want to do me. Thank you for that warm, fuzzy glow. Maybe I have confidence in the strength of our friendship... or maybe I have just looked at your browser history.

[jaypee]

...turn into a one-eyed bearded midget with a head cold...
Rest of series please.

[carpe_vitam]

This! This is what makes you so damn sexy because you don't come with all that extra BS.

A sordid confession (of sorts)

[hello_dahling]

Dear Gaea,

I've been pseudo-lj stalking you for some time (Read: hearing about your adventures via Fiz) and have decided to come clean and make an honest woman out of myself by friending you the good old fashioned way. Woo! Spring Faire-esque is coming up this weekend, and it made me nostalgic for jello-stravaganzas of my freshman year.

<3!
Danger