Comments | perpetual_gb: GIVE ME THE PILLS!!

perpetual_gb

GIVE ME THE PILLS!!

Jul 26, 2005 13:16

I need the pills that will abort the fetus that vampires impregnated me with for it is the son of the Anti-Christ!! - No shit True Story...why can't I be a cabaret singer extotionist? Or at least a cabaret extortionists girlfriend?

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darkkisses July 26 2005, 14:37:11 UTC

of course! This makes PERFECT sense!

perpetual_gb July 26 2005, 14:45:04 UTC

I knew someone would agree!

Kait

countfeedback July 26 2005, 16:28:33 UTC

They should have called me in. After all, who knows better how to rumble with a pair of vampires than a Rockabilly Vampire?

perpetual_gb August 3 2005, 22:06:16 UTC

damn straight

jagged_xtc July 26 2005, 20:51:00 UTC

Not really that surprizing if you consider that tens of thousands of people are conned out of cash every day by nutbags who claim all the worlds animals fit on one boat during a huge flood 3,000 years ago, or that some holy man dressed like an old woman split and entire sea apart so his people could flee oppression, or that that they are one of only 144,000 humans that will go to some sort of paradise after they croak. And we won't even talk about those guys in funny hats who insist if you have more children, you're life will be better.

IMHO anywayz...

perpetual_gb August 3 2005, 22:12:41 UTC

tru dat.

though you got the 144,000 thing wrong.
they don't belive that they will go to some paradise after the croak. They beleive only 144,000 will go to heaven when they croak. Everyone else gets the chance to go to paradise, croaked or not.

jagged_xtc August 4 2005, 20:01:51 UTC

More profound than any of these details, you must admit, is the trmendous amount of trivial and worthless shit that is lodged in our brains.

Like that the cereal is spelled "Cap'n Crunch" not "Captain Crunch", or that my first love's phone number is 525-4212 (I'm talking close to 30 years ago), or that some old grilled cheese sandwitch with some markings that could somehow be construed as a sacred image of the Virgin Mary's head sold for thousands of dollars on ebay a few months ago...

Oh yeah, and something else: the next person who says to me "Have a good one!" I'm going to kick in the head. With my steel-toed boots. Hard.

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