The Fairy King of Spain!
Title: The Fairy King of Spain
Author: animamea
Word Count: 807
Challenge: Spam Sender OC Challenge (prompt: Tacito Giddings)
Rating: PG-ish
Summery: There's a new student and Draco finds out he's a fairy!
Note: This is my first crack ever. I can't believe how easy it was! I didn't need to worry about grammar, Britpicking, plot, or coherency. I don't think I sparked more than three brain cells to write it! That probably explains why there's so much of it...
[ETA: On the main page, my Neil icon is looking RIGHT AT THE TITLE and saying 'WTF.' Totally unintentional but deliciously appropriate]
It was the first day of school at Hogwarts and there was a new student named Tacito Giddings. He was sixteen, but since he came from Spain, he had to be Sorted. He stood at the end of the line of first years and all the girls stared at him in adoration. All the boys immediately hated him because he was so beautiful that they weren't getting any attention from the ladies.
Tacito was over six feet tall with long black hair down to his waist and beautiful violet eyes. His features were chiselled like stone and his skin a deep creamy caramel. He was wearing a Hogwarts uniform, except for the pants, which were black leather and very tight. Everyone was staring at his huge package, even the teachers.
Finally, it was his turn to take a seat and use the Sorting Hat. He talked to the Hat for a minute and they both laughed. The Hat shouted “Slytherin!” and the girls from the other houses were very sad.
Tacito went and sat down at the Slytherin table, knocking Draco over so he could sit next to Pansy. She started flirting and giggling with him and he conjured a violet rose for her and she said it was the same colour as his eyes. Draco was so pissed that he tapped Tacito on the shoulder, ready to fight for his woman.
“What the hell is your problem?” Draco said madly. “You need to stay away from my girlfriend!”
Tacito smiled flashingly and Draco felt a weird feeling in his pants. “I was just making new friends. Don't worry about it!” And Draco didn't worry about it anymore.
They talked all through dinner and Tacito told everyone how he was the last Wizard in the Great House of Giddings. His ancient ancestor, Gandalf Giddings, would have been one of the founders of Hogwarts, but his last name didn't fit the naming convention cos it only had two syllables. So Gandalf Giddings took his family and went to Spain to create his own school of Wizarding. Everyone was very impressed.
Draco said, “Well, if your family is that important, than you must be a good friend!” and everyone agreed to be friends. Draco kept staring at the beautiful man next to him, getting more and more uncomfortable. Tacito's shining violet eyes had bits of silver in them that sparkled when he looked around and his long hair was brushing against Draco's arm very distractingly.
After dinner, everyone went to their Houses. Draco showed Tacito to his new bed. Everybody gathered round to see all of Tacito's beautiful clothes and things. He even snuck some bottles of Firewhiskey in! It was time to party!
So, all of the Slytherins got drunk and had a party! It was crazy! Everyone was dancing and drinking and making out all over the place. Draco got Tacito to come with him to a little room away from the common room, where Pansy was dancing topless on a table. Usually when she did that, Draco couldn't take his eyes away from her, but tonight his eyes were only for Tacito.
When they got to the room, Draco sat very close to Tacito and said “You have very beautiful eyes.”
Tacito smiled and said “I know, I get them from my mother. She was a fairy queen in Spain. That's why, when my father died, I was the only Giddings left. She's not really in this world.”
“That's excellent!” Draco yelled! “So you're a fairy?”
“Yeah, I am. I got special magical powers from her and that's why I told the Sorting Hat to put me in Slytherin. I know you people are really cool to powerful people like me.”
“Yeah, that's true.” Draco said and then kissed Tacito on the mouth.
Tacito pushed him away and got all nervous. “Dude, I'm a fairy, but I'm not that kind of fairy!” he yelled and ran away to the common room. Draco was so mad that he Obliviated the bench they had been sitting in out of rage. He stomped all over the splinters of the bench and went to bed.
The next day, Tacito told everyone how Draco was gay and Draco was mad. He wrote a letter to his dad and told him to get rid of Tacito. The next day, Tacito left Hogwarts forever, but he took Pansy with him. (And you can hear about their adventures in Spain in “The Pure Blood Queen and the Fairy King!”) Draco was so pissed.
But then Harry Potter came up to Draco and told him “You're gay, too? I sort of thought you were. Do you want to go on a date to Hogsmeade?”
And Draco said yes, and they lived happily ever after (in the next chapter titled “The Passionate Embrace of Harry Potter!”)
Author: animamea
Word Count: 807
Challenge: Spam Sender OC Challenge (prompt: Tacito Giddings)
Rating: PG-ish
Summery: There's a new student and Draco finds out he's a fairy!
Note: This is my first crack ever. I can't believe how easy it was! I didn't need to worry about grammar, Britpicking, plot, or coherency. I don't think I sparked more than three brain cells to write it! That probably explains why there's so much of it...
[ETA: On the main page, my Neil icon is looking RIGHT AT THE TITLE and saying 'WTF.' Totally unintentional but deliciously appropriate]
It was the first day of school at Hogwarts and there was a new student named Tacito Giddings. He was sixteen, but since he came from Spain, he had to be Sorted. He stood at the end of the line of first years and all the girls stared at him in adoration. All the boys immediately hated him because he was so beautiful that they weren't getting any attention from the ladies.
Tacito was over six feet tall with long black hair down to his waist and beautiful violet eyes. His features were chiselled like stone and his skin a deep creamy caramel. He was wearing a Hogwarts uniform, except for the pants, which were black leather and very tight. Everyone was staring at his huge package, even the teachers.
Finally, it was his turn to take a seat and use the Sorting Hat. He talked to the Hat for a minute and they both laughed. The Hat shouted “Slytherin!” and the girls from the other houses were very sad.
Tacito went and sat down at the Slytherin table, knocking Draco over so he could sit next to Pansy. She started flirting and giggling with him and he conjured a violet rose for her and she said it was the same colour as his eyes. Draco was so pissed that he tapped Tacito on the shoulder, ready to fight for his woman.
“What the hell is your problem?” Draco said madly. “You need to stay away from my girlfriend!”
Tacito smiled flashingly and Draco felt a weird feeling in his pants. “I was just making new friends. Don't worry about it!” And Draco didn't worry about it anymore.
They talked all through dinner and Tacito told everyone how he was the last Wizard in the Great House of Giddings. His ancient ancestor, Gandalf Giddings, would have been one of the founders of Hogwarts, but his last name didn't fit the naming convention cos it only had two syllables. So Gandalf Giddings took his family and went to Spain to create his own school of Wizarding. Everyone was very impressed.
Draco said, “Well, if your family is that important, than you must be a good friend!” and everyone agreed to be friends. Draco kept staring at the beautiful man next to him, getting more and more uncomfortable. Tacito's shining violet eyes had bits of silver in them that sparkled when he looked around and his long hair was brushing against Draco's arm very distractingly.
After dinner, everyone went to their Houses. Draco showed Tacito to his new bed. Everybody gathered round to see all of Tacito's beautiful clothes and things. He even snuck some bottles of Firewhiskey in! It was time to party!
So, all of the Slytherins got drunk and had a party! It was crazy! Everyone was dancing and drinking and making out all over the place. Draco got Tacito to come with him to a little room away from the common room, where Pansy was dancing topless on a table. Usually when she did that, Draco couldn't take his eyes away from her, but tonight his eyes were only for Tacito.
When they got to the room, Draco sat very close to Tacito and said “You have very beautiful eyes.”
Tacito smiled and said “I know, I get them from my mother. She was a fairy queen in Spain. That's why, when my father died, I was the only Giddings left. She's not really in this world.”
“That's excellent!” Draco yelled! “So you're a fairy?”
“Yeah, I am. I got special magical powers from her and that's why I told the Sorting Hat to put me in Slytherin. I know you people are really cool to powerful people like me.”
“Yeah, that's true.” Draco said and then kissed Tacito on the mouth.
Tacito pushed him away and got all nervous. “Dude, I'm a fairy, but I'm not that kind of fairy!” he yelled and ran away to the common room. Draco was so mad that he Obliviated the bench they had been sitting in out of rage. He stomped all over the splinters of the bench and went to bed.
The next day, Tacito told everyone how Draco was gay and Draco was mad. He wrote a letter to his dad and told him to get rid of Tacito. The next day, Tacito left Hogwarts forever, but he took Pansy with him. (And you can hear about their adventures in Spain in “The Pure Blood Queen and the Fairy King!”) Draco was so pissed.
But then Harry Potter came up to Draco and told him “You're gay, too? I sort of thought you were. Do you want to go on a date to Hogsmeade?”
And Draco said yes, and they lived happily ever after (in the next chapter titled “The Passionate Embrace of Harry Potter!”)