Title: Azeneth Petree
Author: soberloki
Characters/Pairings: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Word Count: 690
Rating: PG Crack, I'm hoping.
Summary: Severus Snape shouldn't speak to strangers. Harry Potter's having a long year.
Notes: Heeee.

( The girl seemed too... polished, in Severus' opinion. )

I really intended to write a wonderful, stirring, witty, and highly relevant work of literary art, and was well on my way to doing so, when suddenly a Suethor from hell (or perhaps down the street) invaded my home, duct-taped me into submission, and took over my livejournal. I am very, very sorry for the following result.
*wink*

Harry and the ( Read more... )

What can I say...I was struck with an idea and I ran with it. I have no idea if it's any good, but ah well...

I proudly present:

Title: Friendship is Hard-Won

Fandom: Harry Potter

Characters/Pairing(s): Draco, Various Slytherins, Other absurdly-named character

Rating: G

Words: ~587

Genre: General, Crack (I hope)

Summary:  It wasn’t until ( Read more... )

Hello, all ye members of Señor Draco's harem. A new challenge for ye:

Given that one large feature of our beloved "summeries" is to have outrageously bizarre Mary Sues original characters, I thought it would be fun to focus on them for this round of fics ( Read more... )

Because I am extremely slow to jump on any sort of bandwagon, I have badfic summary icons to share, and 
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Here is the master list of fics created for this challenge. There were some excellent and awesome pieces posted to the community. Many thanks to all who participated.

( Ye Olde Master List )

Woohoo! You all had some extra time because RL kicked my ass this week. I will be posting the master list a little bit later on. Thanks to all who participated!

Title: The Curse of the Were-Flamingo
Artist:  Minks
'Summery' it's based on: "Ron is visciously attakced by a wereflamingoe, aka Severus Snape," found here.
Rating: G
Link:  At
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Title: Bare Witness
Author: janicechess
Prompt: Bare witness
Characters: Harry, Mr Weasley, Hermione, Ron. Implied Harry/Draco, if you want.
Summary: Harry reflects on his embarassment after taking the stand.
Rating: PG
Word Count: 673

( Bare Witness )

Title: A Dog's Life
Author: wook77
Rating/Warnings: PG? Please note this is not crack. This is angst and gen.
Prompt: #15 - a doggy-dog world
Summary/Description: Sirius learns that, perhaps, the world is better for a dog than for a man.
A/N: I really really tried for crack on this one but this story would not leave my mind so, err, no crack, sorry. I'd ( Read more... )