Anybody used to read that mag in the 90's? Like with the reviews by Scary Larry, Captain Squideo, Slasher Quan, Manny Lachma, The Executioner?
Funny shit. Pro Tip: Check it out.

"That lobster was Dick Nixon man."

What the fuck is everyone doing this weekend give me a call.

Well it's been quite some time since big P has been on what's new douche bags?

Nothing happened what the fuck did somebody die?

Less than two days till i make my triumphant return to Shitsville,Wa.

Little Tokyo is a cool place lots of fine asian women. Actually the only cool thing about going to California for me is seeing all the beautiful women especially the latin ones. Fact.

Later

Sucked. Weak weak weak. That's all.

Watch what you tell chicks you can really get in deep just cuz you're horny.

They can't be beat!