I should've known better than to listen to an On Point involving Pat Buchanan and illegal immigration. As many things as I have to say about the crap spewing out of his mouth, I instead have decided to share my personal solution to the race issues that are endemic in every country in this world. Are you ready for it? This is big. I mean, really big ( Read more... )

Sam Raimi is doing a remake of Evil Dead???

Is this new? How did I miss this? You know, I'm not really sure if I like this or not. Part of Evil Dead's appeal is its utterly unshiny special effects. It's a huge contributor to the gore-comedy genre. One of the classics. Wow.

I have just revealed the true depths of my geekiness. Now that's scary.

Ignoring all of his other shortcomings, how did George W. Bush become the President (twice!) and STILL never learn how to say "nuclear" correctly?

It's like a bad joke, or a bad SNL sketch, or a Simpsons episode. Except it's real, so it's not funny, just sad.

Noo-clee-errrrrr....doesn't seem so hard to me.

So I went to the emergency room...last night the dizziness was back, along with a headache, and the back of my skull is sore, like I hit it on something. I don't remember hitting my head at all. So they did CT scan, and the "frontal horn of the right lateral ventricle" has swelling "with mild shift" or something like that. That means that one of ( Read more... )

I've been having dizzy spells for the last three days. The first one I got on Monday, after yoga class. I was horribly lightheaded and nauseous for about three hours. Food didn't help. Nothing helped. I'm functional, but it feels like my brain is whirling around inside my head. Last night I had another one at the grocery store. I'm having one right ( Read more... )

So seriously, how pregnant do I look? Because when people ask me if I'm going to have a baby, I say yes, if only to avoid the horrible awkwardness that results if I say no. But then they ask when am I due, so I mumble an answer, not really knowing if I look 3 months pregnant or 5 months or what. Then I wonder what they'll do if I keep going in and ( Read more... )

10:51p - September 11, 2001 ( Read more... )

Okay, I gotta say of all the personality tests I've taken, this one is actually pretty accurate as far as I can tell.

My Personality

Neuroticism

28
Extraversion

67
Openness To Experience

93
Agreeableness

88
Conscientiousness

61
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So here I am, two beers in and wondering where everybody is ( Read more... )

I, my friends, am back ( Read more... )