Live Free or Die Hard
Limbus Patrum (John/Matt, R)
Brooklyn. 3am. Ficlet.
Just a City Boy (John/Matt, NC17)
When you're working with a hacker you learn to communicate in code
How to Completely Compromise your Masculinity in Five Easy Steps (John/Matt, PG)
5 Things by Matt Farrell. Sarcasm Warning
Ailurophobia: Fear of a Black Hat (John & Matt, PG-13)
Could John McClane's only fear possibly be ghosts?
smutlet trio (John/Matt, up to soft NC-17)
Noir. Indecision. Smut.
In Spite of Himself (John/Matt, preslash PG-13)
He's always sort of had this problem. Thinks too much when he drives.
Sex and Candy, Here (John/Matt, soft R)
Matt really needed to cut down on the sugar.
Morphia's Waltz (John/Matt, hard R)
It's been so long since John woke up to this, he almost forgot who he was sharing a bed with.
House Rules (John/Matt, soft R)
It's all fun and games until someone can't live by the rules.
Pink Frosting and Other Potentially Fatal Ventures (John/Matt, PG-13)
A cinder block and rubble Valentine.
In the Summer, In the City (John/Matt, NC-17)
Lemonade.
In Vino Veritas (John/Matt, PG)
They say when the drinks start flowing is when the truth comes out.
Drabble Collection: Hands & Home (John/Matt, MA)
Ain't No Sunshine (John/Matt, MA)
"Why is it always fucking raining?"
"So I can ask you what you're doing here, standing in the rain with me like a bad romantic comedy."
(Because Gray Hairs and Wrinkles are the Only Badge of Honor Worth a Damn, and Chicks Dig)
SCARS. (John/Matt, PG-13)
War stories make the best bedtime stories, it's practically common knowledge.
Drabble Duo: Put a Ring on It (John/Matt, PG-13)
Just a couple drabbles on a certain theme.
Something Blue (John/Matt, R)
"Lookit that. The vote went through, for the new marriage law."
Head. (John/Matt NC-17)
It was totally normal when Matt found himself looking at the top of John's bald head and his fingers prickled with the urge to touch it. But the night he got up to get them what was probably one beer too many and flopped down next to McClane on the couch and did start touching it...well maybe that night things had gotten a little out of hand.
Going to California (John/Matt, G)
John takes Matt to a wedding.
A Welcome Fit for a McClane (John/Matt, PG for language)
"How you holdin' up?"
“Remember how last time you asked me that, I was standing outside the fitting room in a maternity store, juggling approximately a trillion pairs of different blue jeans with stretch panels in the waist,” Matt rambles out, at top-speed, “and I said how getting Lucy pregnant is just like taking Lucy and then turning that up to eleven? Well this is Lucy in labour. So.”
You Don't Have to Say a Word (John/Matt, PG for a single swear)
It might have been a mistake, bringing Matt to Jack’s birthday dinner.
Sunshine Superman (John/Matt, NC-17)
All he’d wanted to do was get away for a couple of days. An honest to God vacation, out of the city, away from the people, the smog and the noise. But of course if he’d wanted peace and quiet, maybe he should have known better than to drag Matt along.
Drabble Trifecta:Hard for the Holidays (John/Matt, PG)
One Drabble, a Double, and a Triple!
Solve for: The Rate of Acceleration of Two Objects in Free Fall… (John/Matt, PG-13)
“How’s he doing?”
“Good.” He's not sure if it comes out sounding hopelessly optimistic or just sarcastic. He’s too exhausted to give a shit anymore anyhow. “It’s a stable coma.” Whatever the fuck that means.
(Not Exactly the)Tunnel O' Love (John/Matt, NC-17)
This narrowly missed being titled simply 'Tunnel Smut'. And it probably should have been.
Story of My Life (John/Matt, MA)
Right place. Wrong time. Five things.
Warning: character death
Triple Drabble: Revenge. (John/Matt, R)
300 sexy words to celebrate 100 sexy_righters.
The Element of Surprise (John/Matt, R)
The best surprises always sneak up from behind.
Comment Fic Meme Collection (R)
(includes one Fast and Furious crossover)
Guess That’s Why They Call It The Blues (John/Matt, PG-13)
Matt gets the Blues.
Family Recipe (John/Matt, PG-13)
Matt didn’t want to call Holly.
Touch (John/Matt, NC-17)
The heart is a muscle like anything else and the secret to getting your full range of motion back is no secret at all. Use it or lose it. Plain and simple. *Warning for non-graphic but disturbing content.*
We Could Be Heroes (John/Matt, PG-13)
John knows this story, and this isn’t where it ends. He knows it’ll wear off this time too.
Next Stop:Disneyland (John/Matt, PG-13)
John and Matt watch the Super Bowl (Oh, and Matt gets hypothermia)
Coming Clean (John/Matt, NC-17)
They say it all comes out in the wash.
Covert Ops (John/Matt, PG)
For a minute Jack thinks she's going to pretend he doesn't know what he's talking about. Like it hasn't been completely obvious all afternoon.
It's About Time (John/Matt, PG-13)
They say time waits for no man. And John McClane never figured on ending up spending half his life doing it either.
Mr Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (John/Matt R)
And there he is, sweet young Matthew. Still lithe and whip-thin in jeans and sneakers, still with all the audacity of a fucking tom-cat. The blazing sun is playing over that head of dark, lustrous hair… and the muzzle of the weapon pointed right at John’s chest.
Some Assembly Required (John/Matt R)
There are boxes. Big ones, stacked up outside Matt's bedroom door.
Your Mission (Should You Choose to Accept It) (John/Matt, G)
"You might have to try, I don't know, hitting him in the face with a Mack truck. While it's on fire."
Nobody’s Hero (So Will You be Mine?) (John/Matt PG-13)
When the dust finally settles after the Fourth, Matt and John try to work out where exactly it is they've found themselves.
Hair Today, John Tomorrow (John/Matt NC-17)
John's hands are still cold and the first touch is like ice on the hot, sensitive flesh.
Cop Karaoke (John/Matt PG-13)
What it says on the tin. :)
The Weather Outside is Frightful (John/Matt PG)
To frickin' Vermont. In a ramshackle cabin miles out from the nearest glimmer of civilization, heated by a wood stove of all things.
Times Square Can't Shine as Bright as You (John/Matt PG)
New Years Eve in New York City, and John is really, really late.
They Say Lightning Doesn't Strike Twice (If you're John McClane it's Five Times) (John/Matt R)
Five Times John and Matt say Goodbye (until they finally get it right).
Dinner with the Farrells (John/Matt PG-13)
A little after-dinner conversation.
Broken (John/Matt PG-13)
“Hey kid.” It’s no surprise to hear McClane’s voice grit out over the speaker. He’s the only person Matt talks to who still uses his phone as an actual phone. “How fast can you get here?”
Fireworks (John/Matt NC-17)
And John thinks, as Matt collapses in his regular, sweaty little pile on top of his chest, that it’s a night like any other - and like nothing they’ve done before.
I Can Be Your Hero (Baby) (John/Matt PG-13)
Any way you sliced it, the fact was John McClane had developed some pretty keen instincts for knowing when somebody was only pretending to be alseep.
To Every Thing There is a Season (PG-13)
Tricks and Treats. Zombie-pocalypse flavour.
A Very McClane Christmas (PG-13)
It took Matt two whole seconds after he saw him come pelting out of the building to realize that McClane didn’t have enough time to get clear before the charges blew.
Indelible (PG-13)
It happened mostly at night, when John gave up staring sleeplessly at the ceiling turning his latest cases over and over in his mind until he gave up on sleep and let the memories of old ones take over. He had thought of looking the kid up a couple of times in those wakeful, ill-advised wee hours, but something always stopped him.
Secret Ingredient (R)
Matt gets Pokemon Go. John deals with it.
A Time to Every Purpose (R)
In the years since the Howler virus first struck, wiping out most of modern civilization, small communities struggle every day to rebuild their infrastructures and society. These are the every-day struggles that belong to John and Matt.
Best Laid Plans (PG-13)
Matt plans a first date with John. Or at least he thinks so.
Touch of the Bubbly (PG)
Champagne was so good. But also some percentage of bad.
No Place I'd Rather Be (PG-13)
Sometimes, all you have to do is ask.
Bugs (PG-13)
It started with the bees. (written for spook me 2018)
Lost in Translation (PG-13)
“You didn’t have ta do this, y’know. You could be back there with the Warrior, in that Bat-Cave he’s got, playing video games and trading pokey-man cards. Talking ’bout all the girls ya didn’t actually make out with in high school…”
Assumptions (PG)
“Hey.” A set of familiar long fingers, warm and jittery around his own. “How you feeling?”
“…Did she say ‘husband’?”
Some Dreams Never Die (Hard) (G)
But then again, there’s no reason Lucy has to know his answer is quite entirely possibly the single least sarcastic thing Matt may have ever said...
Bad Moon a-Risin' (M)
Witchy fic. In which John is definitely, absolutely, one hundred percent, not cursed.
The stories below are a series and it's complete - but the first three can stand alone.
Bad Habits Die Hard (John/Matt, PG-13)
McClane had this thing, where he went around talking to himself when he was agitated.
You're a Good Man, John McClane (John/Matt, R)
John vs. The Toaster : POV for the above story
The Bigger they Come (The Harder they Die) (John/Matt, PG)
Matt half expected McClane to have shiny adamantium machinery hidden behind the gun powder and the badge and the constant cloud of cigarette smoke, instead of organs.
Good Grief! (John/Matt, PG)
I swear McClane, you can get shot, shoot yourself, fighter jet Mack Truck blah blah blah but kiss another guy and...
15 First Dates (With a Vengeance) (John/Matt, NC-17)
Whatever else he might be, Matt wasn't stupid. This, was a date.
It's the Great Pumpkin, John McClane (John/Matt, MA)
This was his Matt. And he didn't even know who he was holding at all. *Warning for non-graphic but disturbing content.*
Happiness is a Warm K-9 (John/Matt, PG-13)
The title pretty much says it. Literal fluff in the extreme. *Disclaimer for hate-less slurs.*
A John McClane Christmas (John/Matt, NC-17)
Look kid, enough alright? For the last time, I don't hate Christmas. **conclusion**
Supernatural
Sun and Steel (Gen, G)
Sam observes Dean
The Birthday Present (Gen, PG-13)
Dean officially hates Sam's present
Reunion (Gen, Angst, G)
Post season 3, Sam finds Dean. Exactly where Kripke left him.
Eye of the Beholder (Gen, Humour, PG-13)
Swap!fic
Let it Ride (Gen, PG-13)
Vegas. Dean, John, surprises.
Conviction (Gen, PG-13)
Fast and Furious
Lapped (Dom/Brian, R)
Brian talks too much
Touch-Up Job (Dom/Brian, PG-13)
Dom thinks too much
Ten Seconds (pre-slash, Dom/Brian Mia/Brian, PG)
Triangle
In the Red (Dom/Brian, NC-17)
Sunburn kink
Questions (The first syllable is PG, the rest is G)
Dom, Mia, Brian. Ficlet.
Breakfast at Team Toretto's (Dom/Brian, everyone/everyone, PG-13)
Brian, Mia, Dom. Ficlet. Cliche warning.
Pray for Rain (Dom/Brian, PG-13)
Adrenaline junkies
Objects in the Rearview Mirror (are Closer than they Appear) The Team.
Another Word for Nothin' Left to Lose (Dom/Brian, NC-17)
Domestic "bliss".
Coment Fic Meme Three Sentences.
The Walking Dead
Passing The Buck (Daryl/Glenn, R)
Money doesn’t mean a whole lot after the end of the world. Except when it does.
Lost & Found (Daryl/Glenn, PG)
In the middle of the apocalypse Daryl Dixon meets someone who changes his life even more than the end of the world.
The Maze Runner
The Blood Culmination (Newt/Thomas, E) (Complete! on A03 only)
But wait...didn't the knife have Thomas' blood on it?
Good Night, and Good Luck (Alby/Newt, Newt/Thomas, T)
If you love something, set it free.
Under a Blood Red Sky (Newt/Thomas, G)
Nothing changes (on New Year's Day).
Those Green Beans Tho. (Newt/Thomas, G)
"I like watching you smile. Might be one of my favourite things to do, actually."
Some he Kills with Arrows (Newt/Thomas, T)
The one thing Thomas hadn’t thought to worry about, though, was that Newt might end up inadvertently drugged and pinned down under him on the sofa before 9pm had even rolled around.
But apparently he had seriously underestimated himself.
Be Mine (and I'll try to Make it Worth Your While) (Minho/Gally, M)
Minho gets Gally a Swear Jar. (Wrestling.)
You, Me and my Oral Fixation (Newt/Thomas, M)
Newt has never wanted to simultaneously kiss a person and to kill them so desperately much in his entire life.
which is saying a lot, considering the person in question.
To a Flame (Newt/Thomas, M)
Thomas might just be a little too fascinated for Newt's own good.
Of Brick and of Bone (Newt/Thomas, T)
Of brick and of bone,
Of petal and thorn,
My love is my harbour, my hearth and my home.
An Apprenticeship (Newt/Thomas, T)
Soulmates AU with a twist. Or a few.
What are you Doing New Year's (New Year's Eve) (Newt/Minho/Thomas, M)
Nobody oughta be all alone on Christmas. (OT3/poly fic.)
No Strangers to Love: A Story of Destiny, the Digital Fossil Record, and the Perks of Being a Third Wheel (Newt/Minho/Thomas, T)
Whoever said three is a crowd never met Minho's Soulmate(s). (OT3/poly Meet Cute.)
Northern Crossing(Newt/Thomas, T)
In the Year of the lockdown, Newt and Thomas find themselves playing host to a surprising accidental house guest.
I Like You a Latte (Words Simply Doughnut Espresso How Mocha) - Tales from the Green Bean Coffee Co.(Newt/Thomas, T)
Your standard every day fluffy Coffee AU. But with excessive puns. :)
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