Die Hard fic for sexy_right - The Weather Outside is Frightful

[persnickett]

I don't know about y'all, but the polar vortex is really killin' us out here in Canadaland.
Be warm.
<3'Snick

Title: The Weather Outside is Frightful
Author: persnickett
Rating: PG
Notes/Warnings: Written for the March Match-up challenge at sexy_right. The prompts I had to match up were 'snowed in' and 'that’s my plan'.

Comments

[cpwatcher]

Oh John, you are such a romantic. *g*

Lovely story. Makes the polar vortex so much more bearable.

[persnickett]

Hee hee. Thanks so much. Anything to make the vortex a little less polar sounds good to me. :)

[severina2001]

VERMONT!!!!!! IT IS LIKE KISMET OR SOMETHING OMG.

Okay, I read this at work last night and grinned through the whole damn thing. And then I turned off my phone and realized that I was *still* sitting there grinning like a loon. So yes, this made me happy.

shades of white on white on white that would probably be pretty if they weren’t made. Of. The. Devil.

“And we’re probably going to get snowed in,” Matt said, sounding reasonable and not at all hysterical.

Made.of.the.devil. NOT AT ALL HYSTERICAL. I love Matt.

And John has the BEST plans. This was one of his Very GOOD ideas. (Of course. Since he got Matt there with the blow job. Another Very Good Idea.

Panting. MATTY.

LOVE. :)

[persnickett]

Vermont. Hmm, I wonder how that happened?

Oh yay! I love making people happy. Especially you. :)

And hey, I'm sure you'd be hysterical too, if you were being relentlessly attacked by tiny white flakes of devil!

Thank you so much, I love that you love this. :)

ETA: Oh you know what's funny? Re: hysterical. That line wasn't even in there originally. I added it as I was posting. Originally it just said 'Matt said, reasonably.' or 'Matt pointed out' or something. But it was buggin gme. I knew it wasn't right. :)

(and of course you pick out Matty and the blow job lol)

[antesqueluz]

Now that's how you spend the winter. Let it snow, indeed!

He's a sly one, that John. Matt doesn't stand a chance. ;-)

[persnickett]

Hee yes, sneaky detective is sneaky. :)
But I've had enough of winter myself. Maybe if it involved more champagne and jacuzzis...

[storyfan]

Oh, geez, John is so my husband when it comes to building a fire and being trapped in the middle of nowhere. He's so nonchalant it's annoying, but annoying in a good way. :)

Cute story, and I do hope they get it on in the Jacuzzi.

[persnickett]

Well of COURSE they get it on in the Jacuzzi. ;)

Hehehe. I know that type of person. Pretty useful at keeping you grounded - but that's really annoying. Acknowledge my totally reasonable basis for hysteria, please. WE ARE STRANDED OMG.