So I spent almost a year without a car. Biking everywhere. Pedi-cabbing. Being really tired. Spending months at a time on the road in different places living out of hotels and installing internet. Meeting strange women and hitting on a few young Spanish housekeepers ( Read more... )

So I just realized the strangest thing. Every now and then, I'll just start sniffling. It's been happening alot lately, and I attributed it to dust or allergies of some sort. But then I put a little more thought into it...I don't think I cry anymore...at all. Granted, it's been a really long time since something's brought me to tears. I think ( Read more... )

The results are pouring in, aaaaaaaand...

...we all think you're a flake. Cool? Cool.

Rissa: Hey, Kevin. Nice muscles.
Me: Hey, Rissa. Nice breasts.

...Well, that basically sums up my Thursday night.

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last night at 7-11 the cashier got in a fist fight with this drunk bum in the store. The bum kept coming back in (after getting punched in the head, falling over, and being dragged out of the store) and kicking stuff over and trying to knock stuff off the counters. He then threatened the cashier (again, this was after the bum had already been ( Read more... )

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Person M4N: i'm gonna watch the little kid get scared again real quick ( Read more... )

I come home tomorrow
I can't fucking way
I got shit to take care of
I got shit on my plate

WHAAAAAAAAT THE FUUUUUUCK?!

I like to panic...more on that later
I want Jeff Bridges to star in a biography about Lyndon B. Johnson
This might be my last hope at achieving any form of human decency with another person. I really believe this to be true.

I think this is going to work. I really really think this is going to work. I'm going to keep hammering out the dents until I MAKE it work. I don't need to prove I can do something good. Deep down inside, I already know I can do something good. All I ever asked for was a chance, a new canvas. A little bit of patience is all I need, I'm going ( Read more... )

i <3 cab
she's the mental and physical embodiment of beautiful
i'm a dork
she's a dork
...ur a dork too, but it's not a good thing

I had girl problems. Then I got Audiomulch ( Read more... )