xxIPutXsInMySNxx: yes, im awake and i did not put up that away message, im prety sure eli did it bjsrowanparents: A likely story! xxIPutXsInMySNxx: well, i was drunk, but there is no way i could have typed that clearly last night:-P bjsrowanparents: Too much information for your mother!!!!!!!!\
i used to smoke, and my parents didn't know. one time, at a wedding that i was in, i went outside to smoke. it was rainy and i was hidden, and it was cool. but my DAD had the exact same idea, and came out to smoke. he saw me.
i remembered that my old roommate used to smoke if she was CONSTIPATED, on the toilet even, sometimes, to help her poop. so i called upon that memory for my excuse.
The thing is, i was really drunk, and didn't remember the story quite right, so i told my dad that i was so nervous that i had diarrhea, and that someone suggested i smoke to get rid of it.
um, yeah.
random, but it just reminds me of getting out of drunken embarrassment with your parents (or not.)
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here is the actual conversation
xxIPutXsInMySNxx: yes, im awake and i did not put up that away message, im prety sure eli did it
bjsrowanparents: A likely story!
xxIPutXsInMySNxx: well, i was drunk, but there is no way i could have typed that clearly last night:-P
bjsrowanparents: Too much information for your mother!!!!!!!!\
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i used to smoke, and my parents didn't know. one time, at a wedding that i was in, i went outside to smoke. it was rainy and i was hidden, and it was cool. but my DAD had the exact same idea, and came out to smoke. he saw me.
i remembered that my old roommate used to smoke if she was CONSTIPATED, on the toilet even, sometimes, to help her poop. so i called upon that memory for my excuse.
The thing is, i was really drunk, and didn't remember the story quite right, so i told my dad that i was so nervous that i had diarrhea, and that someone suggested i smoke to get rid of it.
um, yeah.
random, but it just reminds me of getting out of drunken embarrassment with your parents (or not.)
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i saw him perform at uconn a few weeks ago, and yes, he was amazing.
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it was so worth the wait for us
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My God... if my parents ever saw me put that kind of message up, they'd disown me.
And yet I get away with
AGHHHFUCKFUCKFUCKBUKKAKETACODOGSHITBARBARASTREISAND!
...Asleep.
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