Remember those muffins people used to sell at Marcos? I've been craving a banana nut or a poppy seed muffin all day ( Read more... )

Imagine this ( Read more... )

Does anybody have any Fees Middle School shirts that I can borrow.

Trust me, its for a worthy cause.

I recently started driving. Got an 03 Sentra. I've started to notice a bunch of things that I only really heard people talk about ( Read more... )

Soooo I guess I can post here from work ( Read more... )

Have you ever gone to the gym and started working out only to realize 5 minutes later that you have no desire to be there ( Read more... )

I havent posted in a really long time, and a ton of things have happened since then but all I really care about right now is my knee. I have bumped it, hit it, crushed it, slammed it etc a record 8 or 9 times in the last couple of days. It's always the same too, dead on the center of the kneecap. To top it off I had a mosquito bite on that knee too ( Read more... )

Dont ever play with a zippo.

I was playing with one and I dropped it. I burned a hole in my leg hair.

That sounds kinda gross actually.

On Reno 911! go to episode 6, season 2. Right at the beginning during the briefing, Dangle says that the "Mexican gentleman that used to hug and touch the mannequins at wal-mart died" and then Garcia says "Mauricio?"

Oh man thats crazy, thats 2 Mauricios on TV. The other one was played by Jason Alexander in Shallow Hal.

Ladies and gentlemen, I got a job at CVS. Its not glamorous, its not fun, it doesnt even pay well, but so far I like it. Its a combination of cashiering and common sense, and Ive got both skills. Excuse me if I ramble but I took some nyquil a while ago and its starting to kick in ( Read more... )