Comments | pervart: I'M DRUNK ON CRACK!

pervart

I'M DRUNK ON CRACK!

Jan 30, 2007 03:17

I don't want to alarm you, but I may be mildly retarded.

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annephoenix January 30 2007, 09:18:45 UTC

I was about to say where's the horse? But then I saw your last line :D.

That's so funny. It actually bears a strange resemblence to Dan ... and not just the fluff!

pervart January 30 2007, 09:28:16 UTC

I was highly amused.

xerofilter January 30 2007, 11:13:44 UTC

should i be turned on?

BECAUSE I AM!!!!

pervart January 31 2007, 08:55:50 UTC

Yes, you should be turned on and you should have a new desktop wallpaper.

cnary_crem_dght January 30 2007, 11:40:50 UTC

The snape doll makes me think I've been watching too much Deadwood as my first reaction was OMG looks a bit like the tom seleck looking dude, followed by the thought I always think when I think of dead wood (zomg jeffery jones has gotten fat and was brought up on child porn charges).

If I were to give Dan Rad career advice it be either a)go in porn or b) raise cows, like the kid from charlie and the chocolate factory.

Tom Seleck! XD!!! pervart January 31 2007, 08:57:13 UTC

I haven't watched Deadwood, but I'm having too much fun giving Snape various pornstaches.

psyfic January 30 2007, 12:12:08 UTC

You *rock*. ;)

pervart January 31 2007, 08:57:22 UTC

Thanks!

robriki January 30 2007, 13:39:19 UTC

LOL!! And the best thing, is that Meijer is open all night to meet any of your equine purchasing needs. :P

pervart January 31 2007, 08:59:16 UTC

Alas, I haven't made it over there yet -- but sure as my best Snape is wearing glued-on angel wings as the Metatron from Dogma, this Harry doll will return to the toy shelf with the horse in his hairy glory as an Equus duo. My nieces and nephews look at my toy shelf and always wonder WTF (most of the dolls are in barely-legal and highly suggestive poses...) but I'm used to them thinking I'm a freak.