i named the following "when to call it quits". at first this was going to be only about quitting school...but upon further contemplation, i think life in general calls for its fair share of "quitting ( Read more... )

well all of you fools that appear to have contracted the deadly disease of "the love", i will just say that i do not approve ( Read more... )

"mail order bride" --ask my neighbor, mr. kenjim about this. (yes, he was two names. he introduced himself as "ken", but he wears a shirt with "jim" embroidered on it. scandalous.) his cute little indian wifey came to him in a big box with a hot bow on it. for him to open and love ( Read more... )

for those of you that arent aware of my irrational fear of elevators, let me explain ( Read more... )

ugly mom in audiology that took my seat. then took my other seat and gave it to her kids when she brought them TO CLASS WITH HER: "so are you nervous ( Read more... )

PROCRASTINATION ( Read more... )

emily: la la la going to work la la la life is wonderful. *opens door, steps outside ( Read more... )

this is what i did for two hours at work:

spirituality is lovebrought to you by the isLove Generator

life after death is lovebrought to you by the isLove Generator

hot chocolate is lovebrought to you by the isLove Generator

sunsets are lovebrought to you by the isLove Generator

jude law is lovebrought to you by ( Read more... )

ok. i think everyone needs some guidelines for how to act in public. what is right...what is uacceptable...and what you are giving me eternal permission to point and laugh at you for if i catch you doing ( Read more... )

lets all pitch in and buy bret wallin a fainting goat for christmas.

then, he can walk it around campus. jerry (seems like a fitting name for bret wallins goat-friend) will get scared of all the little college students, and just keep fainting.

then, bret wallin will look like a freak dragging around what appears to be a dead goat.

just sayin'.