(Yo puedo comprender que este hombre dice! Un poco...)

*slaps mun* Look what she did to me and Pearl!!! ;-; ;-; A little help, please-

*is distracted by a mouse running past* 'Scuse me. *runs after it*

*wakes up on the ground* Auuuggghhh. Where am I? And why are my hands and feet tied up? o_o *reaches with both hands to rub her head* Ah jeez, not another head wound. -_ ( Read more... )

Synopsis of things happening:

Mun is being evil to me again. ;_; My parents had wrinkly old non slash hobbit sex in the bathroom of apartment406. >_< >_< >_< All of you should be glad you don't share an apartment with them ( Read more... )

I am officially scared of my mother ( Read more... )

( Time to bust out the photo album again )

Hmm.
I'd say more except for the fact that I've put myself in a zen state of mind. (And the aromatherapy candles are making me a little out-of-it.) I guess you'll be glad to know, Mom and Dad, that I'm not terribly angry at you for disowning Pimpernel (...okay, that kind of pisses me off...) and setting me, Pearl and Pip loose. However, I hope ( Read more... )

I will not throw a tantrum
I will not throw a tantrum
I will not throw a tantrum...

*meditates some* I'm really enjoying this alone time. I arrived at Bree last night and have rented a room at the Prancing Pony Inn. I think I'll stay for a while...

Right now as I'm riding out of The Shire, I can hear mangled screams and war cries over at Mr. Bilbo's house...eeeewwwww. Now look, you made Pippin turn green. See his veins bulging out of his neck? That's not a good thing. We try to refrain from making him do that. Maybe I should join them, except that would really ruin the whole purpose of ( Read more... )

Ah, what drugged sleep can do for you ( Read more... )

*weep* I am a disappointment. I think I'm going to meditate some more.
*downs a sleeping pill just in case*

And I forgot to say hi to Pimpernel. Hey sis. How's it going?