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[pervy_slash_kid]

Title: The Muggle Cafe (18/?)
Author: Me. a.k.a. mugglerock
Warning(s): Something that resembles angst.
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: H/D
Category: Domestidrabble with a touch of angst and silliness.
Disclaimer: Why, yes! I do happen to own Harry Potter. I also own Disneyland, the Marlboro cigarette company, Playboy, and Big Ben. *relents* Not mine, no money, no

Comments

[nussyslove]

That F**king B*tch! I knew she was a whore! Even if it is Harry's!

Thank God for Hermione! I always knew she was awesome! Now the

question is...How is Harry going to get out of the contract?

[pervy_slash_kid]

*tries to not laugh malevolently... fails*

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Anyway, yeh, I'm glad you're enjoying it!

P.S. Your icon frightens me. *shudders*

[original_lie]

:( ow

[pervy_slash_kid]

*pets your heart*

[cactus_invasion]

i like this fic, i've been following it ever since the first chapter. there's just one but... From what i can remember from my high school biology studies, unfrozen/manipulated sperm survives outside of a male body for approx 6 minutes (unless there's intercourse, then it was survive for a lot longer) so Parvati would have had to go to the clinic pretty damn fast :D It's just a detail though, update soon again!

[cactus_invasion]

it can survive* typity tipity typo -.-

[pervy_slash_kid]

Well, I guess I was kind of hoping it was implied that she apparated to a clinic, but yes, this is what happens when I don't research the little things. They always come back to bite me in the ass. I apologize for any shoddy work on my part, but let's just assume that magical sperm has a longer shelf life. XD!

Thank you for reading!

[ladybelz]

YAY HERMIONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pervy_slash_kid]

Is it strange that I don't particularly like her in canon, but I adore her in fanon? Hmmm.

ahhh!!

[kain_donovan]

That bitch! Kill her! KILL HER! Or better yet.... let Draco kill her! Write some more please!!!!

Re: ahhh!!

[tweeney]

What?? And let the poor guy go to Azkaban? Better leave it to me. I can like strangle her in her sleep or something...

Just a thought.

Re: ahhh!!

[pervy_slash_kid]

No, you mustn't! What would I do without your comments?

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Re: ahhh!!

[tweeney]

Awww!! LMAO! Don't worry hon, I'm sure they don't take muggles to Azkaban, and even if they do, I'm sure I'll find a way to make you blushy all the way from there!

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