Super post

[pervymalfoy]

Three stormy nights ago, I revisited the Momofuku Ssam restaurant (the 13th Street & 2nd Ave sequel to 'Momofuku'), and ordered their fatty pork buns. I love to death those Momofuku pork buns. Remember my latest and greatest post about ~*true love*~. Teehee, WELL

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[meistermetzger]

ill still kill him

[mcnuggets]

I am currently lying in a coma after reading all of this. I am only waking briefly to write this comment.

[mcnuggets]

also: OMGWTFBBQ DON'T YOU KNOW THAT ALL PHILIPPINO MALES CULTURALLY ARE WARMER PEOPLE THAN MOST AMERICANS!!!!????!!!?11one!!!

[mcnuggets]

YOU ARE SO R@C1ST. Do I have to rape a bitch for you to understand?

[pervymalfoy]

Yes.

[misspotter]

I wish people in the world had more guts and were more honest. That way we won't have to deal with the "Does he like me or is he just being friendly?" bullshit.

Hey, the guys who've molested me, Sylvie, and Jessica were all black. And the random creeps who try to chat me up at 4am in the morning at bus stops are also black. Ugh, what up with that???? Did Eddie Murphy try to feel you up?

[pervymalfoy]

I wish I were less bullshit and had more guts and were more honest too so I could've developed hot and heavy romance with guys that happened to like me.

Cos, based on stereotypes and what I've experienced: the Mexican construction workers just whistle from afar and yell, "mami" but they're just voyeuristic, and the Asians just leer at you with their eyes but are too chickenshit usually to do anything, white guys are a mix-- depends on whether you get the white & nerdy one or the charismatic asshole, and the black guys are just super aggressive about it.

But Eddie Murphy, an aggressive black male, tapped this extra (maybe someone he worked with? cos she was in SAG) next to me and said, "I gotcha," and the white charismatic asshole who was macking on all the coy asian girls demanded, "what he got you for????"

[sapphiredragon]

Ooh yeah, Sarah and I talked about how the Mexicans are mad sleazy and creepy when coming on to you, but they wouldn't actually do anything physical, so they are somewhat redeemable.

[mcnuggets]

I've never had a black guy, all three creeps were teh whiteys.

[miserablexone]

ok, why does that sound ridic creepy?

[swing_kid]

i'm pretty sure that was the be-all and end-all of best-worded entries ever. You rock.

[pervymalfoy]

Many thanks!