Lay out comfortably with a glass of wine, because this might take a while

[pervymalfoy]

Like an addict searching for that initial, never-to-be-repeated high, I had a bout of pessimism that this summer (having to contend with the sheer awesome-itude of previous summers) will fail; and I was inevitably proven wrong.

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[misspotter]

the handprints/footprints of the trio! so wee!

lol, the Dick Valentine story w/ your mom reminds me of when Jessica's mom saw pics on Jess' computer of me with The Libertines and was like "WHO ARE THESE MEN SARAH'S WITH?!?!?!?!" and believed me to be a whore.

In Asian families, whenever an Intruder comes along, the Intruder and the Shamed Fool who brought said Intruder into house, is ostracized and left alone to eat first, while the remainder of the family separates themselves into a corner, cries, and scavenges the leftovers.

Lolz, so true. So your parents didn't ask Eric a billion questions? Lucky him.

[pervymalfoy]

My dad was like, "teeheehee, porkchops, can you eat pork?" cos he thinks all white people are Jewish. And then he was smirking at me the entire time.

When I was watching Lipstick Jungle pilot, I was thinking, "Victory is such a pretty thing, and I want her wardrobe so badly, and I wish I had a boyfriend with a private jet and a twenty foot long bed. But above all, I am so glad she is Main Character so I can ogle her all day."

[sapphiredragon]

The actress who plays Victory, Lindsay Price, was raised by parents who are adopted brother and sister, the sister being an adopted Korean girl. Jessica and I talked about the weirdness/creepiness of this with Jessica pointing out that she only has one set of grandparents.

[pervymalfoy]

i have one and a half sets!

Some time ago, I was talking about how alot of people nowadays do not have 4~6 children, unlike the days of yore, and alot of people (like me) are only one child per set of parents, so when an only child marries another only child, THEY WILL NOT HAVE AUNTS AND UNCLES. Unless you count cousins, but SOON COUSINS TOO WILL DIE OUT. And then we will have to adopt each other all over again.

[fierywaif]

You know, you really should become a food reviewer. These are all excellent descriptions.

[pervymalfoy]

I want to be CEO of food network. It's probs less fun than it sounds, but dude, it'd be sick to give out business cards and have restaurants do doubletakes and comp my meals.

SO AWESOME.

[fierywaif]

Just become the new Rachael Ray, except instead of doing $40/day shows, do $4,000 a day. I mean, you get to eat and travel, that's like the greatest job ever.

[sapphiredragon]

I've heard from two separate stories that Rachel Ray is a big bitch, one from ONTD and one from a girl from college.

[vijin]

lookin like a sexy mama on that der bike gurl. Why dontcha come ovah heeerrreee?

[pervymalfoy]

Cos "heeeeerrree" involves going to an Island guarded by vicious father types with a shotgun engraved with "Famewhores" and my name on a bullet.

[vijin]

not the last week I'm here bebbeh. We can make up for all those lost summer nights, I promise woobie.

[vapor_saturnine]

the foot with the "i -heart- cock" priceless, LOL.

and i would pimp that photo with the motorcycle if i were you XD

[pervymalfoy]

Worse thing could've happened. He could've been awoken naked. We let him off easy :D

and maybe one day, Harley Davidson would just give me one for free.

[sapphiredragon]

I am curious about Famewhores politics. It sounds like we're more hardcore than we are, or maybe we are as hardcore as that.

That chocolate thing looks goooooood.

[pervymalfoy]

We are always hardcore. Don't doubt yourself as a Famewhore.

It was good, but I've had better cakes, for cheaper.