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There's a vole in my window well!!!!

I am going to buy him a cute little top hat and a snazzy little coat and cane. He'll be quite the fop. Then I'll teach him to tap dance and we will be best mates until he gets hit by a lawn mower next spring.

One day a squirrel being chased by a fox came upon an ostrige with it's head buried in the sand ( Read more... )

If I have to continue writing these pointless papers on culture I will implode. And it will be very painful. My God, it hurts already.

"All shall bow to the king!!!
All shall bow to the king!!!
ALL SHALL BOW TO THE KING!!!....!!!!!"

Dorothy looked at all the deranged little munchkins screaming about some lame king and muttered, “Look Toto, Kansas has gone to hell.”

I would rather you be a horrible, mean, nasty person than a two-faced one.

Some people run.... others hide.

First Quarter ( Read more... )

The nice thing about dogs is their extreme honesty

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There are now two toads hurling themselves against the window... one of which is smaller then a square inch, poor toad....at such a young age...*shakes head*

Damn... glove tan lines.... it was bound to happen at some point. Weapon try outs were officially held today. We won't find out if we made sabre till Monday... rifle even later. I don't really care much if I made sabre... I just want to be in the movement if I didn't. Oh and the guards leaning drill on Monday because we're too stupid to learn drill ( Read more... )