I bet you never expected to see me again huh? Well, I didn't have much time to post/play and I'm the laziest girl on mars so I got to work when I finally had the chance. I have about 30 minutes and my computer is FFFF LAG so this might not be as good as some others.
SO WE'RE BACK IN TOWN. There's not much else to do now, so le'ts go get a few things done.
I headed down here because I forgot where the place I was going to go go was. Super intelligent me. I don't remember if there's much here beyond the crack but...
OH FFFFFF YOU DWARF.
):<
I didn't even know that he would come into this page until I saw him and it's like, MY GOD WHAT. WHAT.
AND I'M RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM CRAAAAAP.
):<
Thankfully he didn't take any of my stuff, BUT STILL.
I hate that guy so much.
On the way to the actual place is this house. The dwarf lives here so not wanting to face his stealing, pointy wrath I was hiding behind the doorway while making this picture.
I can't remember if he comes out from time to time but I didn't want to risk it.
Lots of stuff here and HEY LOOK GOLD.
I BET ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WILL HAPPEN IF I JUST GRAB IT RIGHT
RIGHT
IT'S A TRAP
Yeah, pretty much. If you didn't seen this coming, you're me when I first played this. I saw the gold and my game training told me to GRAB IT
GRAB IT NOW BEFORE- OH #$%&.
THE MOST ANNOY8ING THING IS THAT IT GIVES YOU SOME WAITING TIME IN BETWEEN, SO IT SEEMS LIKE YOU CAN ESCAPE.
BUT YOU CAN'T.
WOW DOESN'T THAT SEEM FAMILIAR? @#$% YOU GAME.
FFFFFF YOU AGAIN.
You'll be seeing him a lot, sadly.
FFFFF WHAT WAS EVEN THE POINT OF THIS TRAP.
IT'S NOT LIKE YOU STEAL FROM ME. I DON'T THINK.
OH GO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THAT OH GOD
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN FFFFF D:
AHHHHHHHHHH
*dead*
Seriously why does he even have that trap there? He just kills you and that's it. ):<
AND HERE'S WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO.
And, now it's safe!
TIME TO GET DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS GOLD
Oh man, who didn't see that coming. XD Though, THIS WILL BE IMPORTANT LATER. You'll see.
And then I wandered off because "What if the dwarf comes oh god D:" and we find a lemon tree. YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS, RIGHT?
GET EVERYTHING.
EVERYTHING.
Ducky~ :D So cute... but very lonely.
LET'S GRAB HIM.
OK fine mister bossy.
And you don't even get your hands out, the duck just swims off.
GRAHAM ARE YOU EVEN TRYING
God aren't you supposed to be a king? Show some effort, even I could catch the duckie.
BY THE WAY REMEMBER THAT NET?
THE ONE AT THE VERY BEGINING OF THE GAME THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE MISSED?
YEAH LET'S USE THAT
Wow man I can't do anything. :( The man, always keeping me in boxes.
Yeah, this happens no matter what. Weird.
*toss*
Yay~!
I love how they mention that the little guy is safe.
Like "YEAH WE'LL KILL YOU A HUNDRED WAYS TO SUNDAY.
BUT HURT A DUCKLING?
WE'RE NOT MADE OF STONE."
But still awwwww c:
And, what you're supposed to do with him should be obvious, if you remember the swans, and know "The ugly duckling."
So, take him to his mama.
And they're there waiting for him. :3
AWWWW HE WAS A SWAN ALL ALONG c: also magic sparkles.
And off mama goes
:O WHAT'S THAT?
Feather~
MINE
I forget what it's used for but I know you need it.
If you forget to get it you're screwed.
Now, let's deal with Mr. kidnapper.
I love your accent, I just hate you.
HEY REMEMBER WHEN HE WAS GRABBING MONEY FROM THE FOUNTAIN?
MAYBE THERE WAS A CLUE THERE
Lets throw the fools gold in. :3
Hm...
And now to lure him in.
Why does everyone look so scary? ):
And he falls right for it.
You know if you wait long enough, eventually he fishes the coins out, and then the game becomes unwinnable. ):<
So I hightailed. it out there.
And there's baby aw... >:
Putting him right where he belongs.
DOESN'T HE LOOK SO HAPPY? x3
AWWWWW
Oh yeah, I don't think we ever did introduce ourselves to her.
Heee "THIS THING IS USELESS BUT MAYBE YOU CAN USE IT."
DAMN STRAIGHT! ):< I can understand her rage.
And, that's the end for now. I wanted to end it with something sweet (that I kind of ruined). So there you go. I'm going home for the weekend but I'll be back Wednesday.
EDIT: Yeah, I'm back. By the way, can someone help me with that stupid space? Why does it keep happening FFF you know it's going to chase people away, but I don't know why the hell it keeps doing that. )))<