I have made an important decision

[pesmerga]

I will lose my virginity to the next non-family member woman that prepares for me waffles.

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[pesmerga]

Apparently I'm the only one around here who thinks I'm funny!

Anyone know where I can get a good deal on a toaster?

[pesmerga]

Update: I'm having to rescind this.

I have a serious desire for waffles. But, I have no toaster or microwave. Hence, no way to prepare waffles for myself. And I'm in absolutely no mood to have sex with some random Ihop waitress.