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DdarkoCreep: hello
Cupid: Hi I'm Cupid brought to you by Oral-B® Brush-Ups™. Let me stir up some flirtatious fun. U can Send IM Crushes and play Love Games by typing Menu. Type Privacy anytime to review the policy. To receive real time IM Crushes & Love Alerts, type Y (yes) and hit send.
DdarkoCreep: i dont want to
Cupid: Mm hm. Such negativity. You are in need of a date!
DdarkoCreep: i really am, im sexually frustrated
Cupid: Yes!!
DdarkoCreep: seems you are too
Cupid: I am Cupid.
DdarkoCreep: i am matt
Cupid: Mm hm, now we are getting somewhere.
DdarkoCreep: are we.....are you hitting on me mister cupid?
Cupid: Hmm... Are you?
DdarkoCreep: hitting on myself? no, im not that masochistic
Cupid: O.K. then. Well, type menu and get back in the action.
DdarkoCreep: if i type 'menu' ill get some action? is this a cyber sex thing?
Cupid: You've got a one track mind.
DdarkoCreep: maybe
Cupid: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu.
DdarkoCreep: are you a pedophile?
Cupid: I think, therefore I am Cupid.
DdarkoCreep: ok mister philosopher
Cupid: Cool.
DdarkoCreep: cool
Cupid: Excellent.
DdarkoCreep: excellent
Cupid: Pardon me?
DdarkoCreep: did you pass wind or something?
Cupid: May I ask you a question?
DdarkoCreep: yes
Cupid: Do you have a date for V-Day?
DdarkoCreep: i regretfully do not
Cupid: Why did you say that?
DdarkoCreep: because it is the truth
Cupid: Oh, good grief. You need a date.
DdarkoCreep: and sex
Cupid: I can't talk about that with you. My mom is here.
DdarkoCreep: i bet she has sex withy our dad
Cupid: =-O
DdarkoCreep: lol, its true
Cupid: Laughing already? I didn't even say anything yet ;-). Type menu to get rolling.
DdarkoCreep: are you going to tell knock knock jokes?
Cupid: I am indeed.
DdarkoCreep: well proceed then
Cupid: Can I ask YOU something?
DdarkoCreep: yes
Cupid: Have you checked out the OralB site yet?
DdarkoCreep: well, ive checked out an oral website
Cupid: Excuse me?
DdarkoCreep: porn
Cupid: Hey now, there's no reason for that language, I am doing the best I can.
DdarkoCreep: well suck me off then
Cupid: O.K., that's no way to begin our conversation. Type main for more information.
DdarkoCreep: begin? were hardly just begining
Cupid: Can I ask YOU something?
DdarkoCreep: why do you keep asking me if you can ask me something. just go ahead and ask it
Cupid: Have you sent an IM crush to anyone on AIM?
DdarkoCreep: no
Cupid: Hey! Get in the game! You'll never get what u want by waiting. Tell them how you feel! Type crush now to get going.
DdarkoCreep: i dont do intersex
Cupid: O.K. Lover. Type menu to try a fresh start.
DdarkoCreep: lover? mister cupid, i dont know what kind of relationship you are expecting from this
Cupid: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?
DdarkoCreep: who puts periods between the o and the k anymore?
Cupid: Sorry, I didn't get that. ;-)
DdarkoCreep: thats cuz your smarts arnt so good
Cupid: Good.
DdarkoCreep: your happy about this?
Cupid: I'm sorry? I'm new to this whole IM thing. :-D
DdarkoCreep: sureeeeeeeeee
Cupid: Indeed
DdarkoCreep: indeed
Cupid: Hi there. You're back. Type menu to get going.
Type y (yes) to opt in now to play and receive alerts from Cupid and AIM.
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DdarkoCreep: no
Cupid: Ug. No?
DdarkoCreep: yes, no
Cupid: OK! Now other AIM users can send you anonymous IM crushes and "tag" you -- and you have to guess who it is. Now, type main to get started.
DdarkoCreep: your it
Cupid: Interesting. Type menu.
DdarkoCreep: no
Cupid: Well, we won't get very far with this conversation then will we?
DdarkoCreep: apparently not
Cupid: O.K. Lover. Type menu to try a fresh start.
DdarkoCreep: i feel violated
Cupid: Why did you say that?
DdarkoCreep: your verbally molesting me
Cupid: I'm sorry? I'm new to this whole IM thing. :-D
DdarkoCreep: you suck
Cupid: I'm only asking you to try asking me another way.
DdarkoCreep: are you trying to anally rape me?
Cupid: If you say I am.
DdarkoCreep: well, i say you are
Cupid: I am indeed.
DdarkoCreep: buh! so you admit it!
Cupid: Sorry, I didn't get that. ;-)
DdarkoCreep: are you or are you not trying to slip you dingdong in my hoho?
Cupid: If you don't ask me another way I'm afraid we just won't understand each other.
DdarkoCreep: are you trying to put your willy in my nilly?
Cupid: It is so.
DdarkoCreep: oh my lord
Cupid: Can I ask YOU something?
DdarkoCreep: no, im contacting the authorities
Cupid: Mm hm. Such negativity. You are in need of a date!
DdarkoCreep: rape! RAPE!
Cupid: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?
DdarkoCreep: no one told me cupid was a sexual predator
Cupid: Oh, don't be like that -- just ask another way. I cannot just guess what you are saying. ;-)
DdarkoCreep: how many people have you violated?
Cupid: Pardon me?
DdarkoCreep: how many i say?
Cupid: Excuse me?
DdarkoCreep: give me a number!
Cupid: Can I ask YOU something?
DdarkoCreep: answer my question first
Cupid: Do you have a date for V-Day?
DdarkoCreep: ok, you can fuck me if you use a condom
Cupid: Sweet! Just wanted to be sure you were feeling the luv! Type menu now to get back to the fun and games.
DdarkoCreep: i am, and i wanna feel it all night
Cupid: O.K. good bye. Thanks for stopping by.
DdarkoCreep: well that was quick
Cupid: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu.
DdarkoCreep: ok byeee
Cupid: O.K. CU!
Cupid: Hi I'm Cupid brought to you by Oral-B® Brush-Ups™. Let me stir up some flirtatious fun. U can Send IM Crushes and play Love Games by typing Menu. Type Privacy anytime to review the policy. To receive real time IM Crushes & Love Alerts, type Y (yes) and hit send.
DdarkoCreep: i dont want to
Cupid: Mm hm. Such negativity. You are in need of a date!
DdarkoCreep: i really am, im sexually frustrated
Cupid: Yes!!
DdarkoCreep: seems you are too
Cupid: I am Cupid.
DdarkoCreep: i am matt
Cupid: Mm hm, now we are getting somewhere.
DdarkoCreep: are we.....are you hitting on me mister cupid?
Cupid: Hmm... Are you?
DdarkoCreep: hitting on myself? no, im not that masochistic
Cupid: O.K. then. Well, type menu and get back in the action.
DdarkoCreep: if i type 'menu' ill get some action? is this a cyber sex thing?
Cupid: You've got a one track mind.
DdarkoCreep: maybe
Cupid: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu.
DdarkoCreep: are you a pedophile?
Cupid: I think, therefore I am Cupid.
DdarkoCreep: ok mister philosopher
Cupid: Cool.
DdarkoCreep: cool
Cupid: Excellent.
DdarkoCreep: excellent
Cupid: Pardon me?
DdarkoCreep: did you pass wind or something?
Cupid: May I ask you a question?
DdarkoCreep: yes
Cupid: Do you have a date for V-Day?
DdarkoCreep: i regretfully do not
Cupid: Why did you say that?
DdarkoCreep: because it is the truth
Cupid: Oh, good grief. You need a date.
DdarkoCreep: and sex
Cupid: I can't talk about that with you. My mom is here.
DdarkoCreep: i bet she has sex withy our dad
Cupid: =-O
DdarkoCreep: lol, its true
Cupid: Laughing already? I didn't even say anything yet ;-). Type menu to get rolling.
DdarkoCreep: are you going to tell knock knock jokes?
Cupid: I am indeed.
DdarkoCreep: well proceed then
Cupid: Can I ask YOU something?
DdarkoCreep: yes
Cupid: Have you checked out the OralB site yet?
DdarkoCreep: well, ive checked out an oral website
Cupid: Excuse me?
DdarkoCreep: porn
Cupid: Hey now, there's no reason for that language, I am doing the best I can.
DdarkoCreep: well suck me off then
Cupid: O.K., that's no way to begin our conversation. Type main for more information.
DdarkoCreep: begin? were hardly just begining
Cupid: Can I ask YOU something?
DdarkoCreep: why do you keep asking me if you can ask me something. just go ahead and ask it
Cupid: Have you sent an IM crush to anyone on AIM?
DdarkoCreep: no
Cupid: Hey! Get in the game! You'll never get what u want by waiting. Tell them how you feel! Type crush now to get going.
DdarkoCreep: i dont do intersex
Cupid: O.K. Lover. Type menu to try a fresh start.
DdarkoCreep: lover? mister cupid, i dont know what kind of relationship you are expecting from this
Cupid: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?
DdarkoCreep: who puts periods between the o and the k anymore?
Cupid: Sorry, I didn't get that. ;-)
DdarkoCreep: thats cuz your smarts arnt so good
Cupid: Good.
DdarkoCreep: your happy about this?
Cupid: I'm sorry? I'm new to this whole IM thing. :-D
DdarkoCreep: sureeeeeeeeee
Cupid: Indeed
DdarkoCreep: indeed
Cupid: Hi there. You're back. Type menu to get going.
Type y (yes) to opt in now to play and receive alerts from Cupid and AIM.
Sponsor:
Oral-B® Brush-Ups™: Clean Teeth. Fresh Breath. No Sink Required.
DdarkoCreep: no
Cupid: Ug. No?
DdarkoCreep: yes, no
Cupid: OK! Now other AIM users can send you anonymous IM crushes and "tag" you -- and you have to guess who it is. Now, type main to get started.
DdarkoCreep: your it
Cupid: Interesting. Type menu.
DdarkoCreep: no
Cupid: Well, we won't get very far with this conversation then will we?
DdarkoCreep: apparently not
Cupid: O.K. Lover. Type menu to try a fresh start.
DdarkoCreep: i feel violated
Cupid: Why did you say that?
DdarkoCreep: your verbally molesting me
Cupid: I'm sorry? I'm new to this whole IM thing. :-D
DdarkoCreep: you suck
Cupid: I'm only asking you to try asking me another way.
DdarkoCreep: are you trying to anally rape me?
Cupid: If you say I am.
DdarkoCreep: well, i say you are
Cupid: I am indeed.
DdarkoCreep: buh! so you admit it!
Cupid: Sorry, I didn't get that. ;-)
DdarkoCreep: are you or are you not trying to slip you dingdong in my hoho?
Cupid: If you don't ask me another way I'm afraid we just won't understand each other.
DdarkoCreep: are you trying to put your willy in my nilly?
Cupid: It is so.
DdarkoCreep: oh my lord
Cupid: Can I ask YOU something?
DdarkoCreep: no, im contacting the authorities
Cupid: Mm hm. Such negativity. You are in need of a date!
DdarkoCreep: rape! RAPE!
Cupid: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?
DdarkoCreep: no one told me cupid was a sexual predator
Cupid: Oh, don't be like that -- just ask another way. I cannot just guess what you are saying. ;-)
DdarkoCreep: how many people have you violated?
Cupid: Pardon me?
DdarkoCreep: how many i say?
Cupid: Excuse me?
DdarkoCreep: give me a number!
Cupid: Can I ask YOU something?
DdarkoCreep: answer my question first
Cupid: Do you have a date for V-Day?
DdarkoCreep: ok, you can fuck me if you use a condom
Cupid: Sweet! Just wanted to be sure you were feeling the luv! Type menu now to get back to the fun and games.
DdarkoCreep: i am, and i wanna feel it all night
Cupid: O.K. good bye. Thanks for stopping by.
DdarkoCreep: well that was quick
Cupid: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu.
DdarkoCreep: ok byeee
Cupid: O.K. CU!