last night was super movie night! Elise and her Blockbuster employee privaledged self brought over movies that come out next week, and we watched them ( Read more... )

so martha stewart apparently gets to choose which prison she goes to, one of which is in tampa. They showed what type of room she'd be in on the new if she chose the tampa prison, and it oddly resembled my dorm room.

Only difference is I pay to live here.

so yeah, i have a cold and a hardcore headache!

Umm...so while at the movies they played and ad for Regis Fildman (or however his name is spelled) and his new cd!!!!
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY does that man now have a musical career?!!!

Oh, and yes, Angelina Jolie is a one-eyed frankie in Skycaptain and the World of Tomorrow. It made me giggle.

this is taken directly from my psychology book:

The hypothalamus plays a major role in the regulation of basic biological drives related to survival, including the so-called "four F's": fighting, fleeing, feeding, and mating.

I guess they felt the fourth F was an inappropriate phrase for a college textbook.

Cassie: what do penises smell like?
Me: Like Fruit roll ups
Me: And freshly baked cookies

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i had the most unusual dream last night. for some reason i was having sex with paris hilton-but then again who hasnt?-and suddenly she has a penis and is trying to do me up the ass! Once her attempts failed, we moved on to her vagina, which she now had instead of her penis ( Read more... )

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